EST. 1996

“Looks like it’s time to start a lawsuit against warm water.”

“I think that would be doing the most, silly.”

“Good good, shall we head  down?”

“Yeah, sure, I’m as ready as its going to get.”

“What the hell are you on, and where can I get some?”

“Because lukewarm water would be absolutely devastating.” 

“It would be a crime, my beloved sir.”

“Come to me for a refresher whenever you need.”

“I’ll surely keep that in mind.”

“I was gonna ask if ice cream was brought on this journey then I realized that’s probably not the most ideal unless there’s a cooler.”

“Of course there will be a cooler, I need cold water, duh.”

“You’re telling me.  I’ll be denied carrots.” 

“Sad day indeed.”

“And how are those perky mountains doing today?”

“We are doing pretty great, how about you love?”

“You grow prouder of me? I should be saying that to you, especially after how long you continue to practice for dance.”

“Well is what happens when you want to dance for a living.”

“i came to see what you were doing, for some reason trying on your entire wardrobe never came to mind.”

“Sorry, I do closet clean up every few months, get rid of the things I don’t wear anymore and donate them.”

“Don’t worry about it, weirdo. Can I come in? I brought beer.” 

“You had me at beer, come in!”

“I try I try. Chivalry isn’t always dead, darling.”

“Thanks for showing me that.”

“wow, now that sounds like a promise that is going to be pretty hard for me to keep, but i’ll do my best.”

“Well then maybe next time when you wake up, if you wake up, you might be covered in cheese.”