Westword Road

I’m glad you’re not going to pick a fight over this. What matters is I said no. Did I tell you that Scar and I watched the new episode of Riverdale together today?

I’m going to pretend that entire first sentence didn’t come out of your mouth. Shocked she sat long enough to watch it.

Andrew, stop being so dramatic, and let me love you. I just got Scarlet back to bed, and I want to spend time with you before I have to go to bed for work tomorrow.

You entertain the idea of a threesome and I’m dramatic? Okay, Keneti. I’m not gonna fight about this, I’m just got to pretend it never happened.

Hey, I still said no, didn’t I? I love you, baby.

@andy-biersack​

You said yes, technically.

THANK YOU! That’s what I said too! You see, this is why you’re my soulmate, and she’s just my work wife. You would never betray me like that. I tried telling you that you aren’t human! Now do you understand why I say this!? Yes, they are the exact same shade, and really, I love it. And you’re not? Andrew, you’re by far the most attractive person I’ve ever met, so in my little world, you are. Alright, I’ll let him know. I actually think something is going on between him and B, and I think they are enjoying playing house together for a lack of a better way to explain it. I know, I miss her too, but I’ve really enjoyed this alone time with you. I feel recharged in a way. Or you would just challenge Charles and I to be even more..rebellious. Have I given you any reason to believe I couldn’t handle you?

I better be your soulmate and she better stay right there at your work wife label because no one is getting mine. I would never dream of betraying you to such a degree. I guess I understand why you say that, I just never realized they were that blue until I looked at hers and I love them a lot. So, it makes a lot of sense why you’re always trying to look at me. As long as you think I’m the hottest man alive than I can agree with this and accept it. You think Ross and Bren have something going on? I don’t mind them playing house with our daughter, just as long as they return her. I feel like we’ve been able to get closer, but I think I’m ready for her to come home. No, please don’t go getting more rebellious than you are. No you have not. I know you can handle me, you’ve proven it.

Okay but you can only have that spot if you agree that Harry Styles has nothing on me. That I’m clearly more talented of a singer, because Cami had the audacity to say I wasn’t on the same level as him. Hey, she has yours too, and she lucked out and has your eyes, and you’re wrong. You’re the hottest person on the face of this planet. I had Ross call me this morning asking if he could take her for a few days. I wasn’t sure how you’d feel about it, so I told him I’d get back to him, but I kinda miss her. Well they all know they can talk to you about anything when they meet you, so I think you’ve accomplished that just fine. We’ve only known each other since I was sixteen, I would hope I could keep up with you at this point. No, you’re just as bad, the only difference is I don’t hide the stupid shit him and I do. Maybe it’s time you get to know her? I mean I’m sure she’d love that? Oh sweetie, you wouldn’t be able to handle a man like me.

Oh I completely agree with you! You are so much better than Harry Styles! I love listening to you sing, and I’m not just saying that because you’re my husband. Cami clearly doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She does have my eyes, and to be honest, I didn’t realize how blue my eyes were until I saw them in her and now I just have to ask, are mine really that blue?  I am not the hottest person on the planet, you’re biased. I wouldn’t mind Ross taking her for a few days, but after we get her back for awhile, I kinda need my little girl around the house again. I would certainly hope you could keep up with me. I need to be married to someone that can do that. I hide the stupid shit because I don’t think the world can handle me and Jake doing the same kind of shit that you and Charles do. I mean, I do know her, but just not as well as you do. Well judging by the way you are, I really think I can handle you, I would have to ask if you can handle me.

Yeah, she kind of reminds me a her dad. If he isn’t his husbands number one fan, he throws a bit of a fit. Okay, but why is she so cute? I showed Lili a video of Scar the other day, and you should of seen the look on her face! I’m surprised none of our friends have tried stealing our child yet. You’ve actually gotten a lot better at it over the years. I think it’s just been a matter of forcing yourself out of your comfort zone. I mean, I have to keep up with you somehow, right? Plus I wouldn’t say I’m mean. I just bounce off the rest of the guys really well. It’s all in good fun! Yes, I think you both need babysitters. You’re as bad as Charles and I and that’s really saying something, Andy. Do you really expect Inna to do this, and NOT take pictures? You obviously don’t know her very well. I really do! A lot more than your shitty husband, that’s for sure. 

Well I fully believe I’ve earned the spot as your number one fan so yes, I will throw a fit if anyone tries to take that title away from me. She’s cute because she has your genetics and we both know you’re probably one of the hottest people on the planet. I’m waiting for the day that she’s not returned when we have someone babysit her. I do that because I know that it’s what the fans want, they want to be able to tell me things like that so, I just step out of that and I let them tell me whatever they want. I want to be that for them. You do a pretty great job with keeping up with me, I won’t deny that. I love seeing you with the guys. No, no, you are Charles are ten times worse than Jake and I don’t even try to deny that. I don’t get in half as much shit as you do with him. I think when it comes down to it, you know Inna a lot better than I do, you’ve spent a lot more time with her one and one than I have. Mmm, you’re sexy as hell I’ll give you that, maybe I should leave him and marry you.

Stand aside BuzzFeed. You’re right though. I’ve seen some pretty horrific pictures of what ‘bed sores’ look like and I don’t think that’s a future either one of us deserves to have. Plus, I don’t think it’s possible for me to sit still for too long anyway. I’ve got a whole bunch of letters to my name that would make that more of a futile challenge than a fun one. Look, Andy you need to shut up or I’m going to turn into a beet. Though happy to hear your mom dug Doc. You were watching that? Damn. Again, fuck my hole is blown right now. Dude totally happy to take the sex demon Vs off of him. Puns to be tended at a later date. KISS, solid choice. I’m going classic route too.. Blink 182. I was hella lonely on set when I was kid. Mostly, because I was the only kid around a bunch of adults all the time, so I used to go out and buy a bunch of Blink 182 shit. They basically became my friends for awhile there. So, to hang and possible friend them in person… can’t pass that shit up. 

You need to just have your own interview show. Chats with Posey has a very nice ring to it. I don’t think my husband would like the idea of me having bed sores because I attempted to prove that I can continue to hold a conversation that long. But, just like you, I would never be able to sit that long. I could shut up, but then I don’t think this would be an enjoyable conversation, it would be just you talking to yourself and getting no answers. Yeah, I used to watch that show with my mom, she’s just always been big on the older shows so it was something we bonded over actually. Listen, I think I’m more concerned at to what his wife is going to say about this compliment, she has no filter and if I have to hear her start talking about his hands in a sexual way, then I’m going to be coming to you for being the reason I’m scarred for life. Okay, okay, good choice! Blink 182 is a great bad! Great guys, I’ve had the pleasure of sharing the same producer with them so I got to meet them a couple dozen times. I think you would be incredible friends with them. You kinda give off the same energy as Travis to be honest.

Scarlet is the only person I will willingly give up my title for, and that’s just because I love her so much, and I feel like she’d cry if I tried to take it away from her. You’re right, we’ve known ever since she started learning how to talk. Even when she would dance along to your music. I think it’s a combination of your social anxiety, as well as being unsure how to handle that much honesty from someone you just don’t know. It’s a lot to take in, so I don’t blame you, and I’m sure the fans don’t either. Even before we got together, because I remember picking this up from you. Okay, no, Inna and I make plans to hang out, we just include you because that way we don’t have to hire a babysitter for you and Jake. I’m sure we will come into Jakes stream, so you don’t have to worry about missing it. I would take pictures anyways, so you’d always be able to see them. Hmm–he kinda sounds like a loser to me. What you need is a real man. Someone who makes you feel like the king you are. Plus It’s always been a dream of mine to know what your lips feel like against mine. 

We both know she would cry. She has to be the first one or it ruins her entire day. I think seeing her dance to my music is always going to be one of my favorite things in the world. She tries to dance so hard core. It’s really the cutest thing ever. You’re not wrong though. When it comes to people I don’t know, it’s difficult to really understand how to handle that level of honesty. Can we not say that I’m the one that is why you’re mean to half the band? You really think Jake and I need to have a babysitter? I mean, I don’t think we’re that bad, I know that we can get a little out of control when we’re together. You’re taking photos, even if I do get to see it in person because we need to keep this memory. Yeah? You think you can make me feel like a king, hot shot? Then let me show you what you’re missing.

Acting? Who’s acting? Are you forgetting that I’m quite literally your number one fan? I might be messing around with you, but everything I’m saying is true. I know you haven’t, and that’s because I can’t just go around doing it all the time. If I did, then you would just be expecting it, and then it loses it’s special meaning. It’s okay if it makes you emotional. I mean who wouldn’t just knowing you help people in a way that they can’t even help themselves. It’s a very powerful feeling. Lonnie and I know I don’t mean any harm in it. It’s kind of become our friendship, but if you’d like me to lay off him, I will. Which reminds me, we have dinner plans with Inna and Jake tomorrow. And by we, I mean I’m sending you to play games with him while Inna and I have a night together where we pamper ourselves. I even told her I would let her dress me in a wig and outfit for one of her streams. You do? Tell me about this husband of yours. I bet he’s a real charmer. 

I didn’t forget that you’re my number one fan, well, technically number two because Scarlet has jumped to number one but we both knew that was going to happen. When you’re three years old and already belting out Black Veil the best you can then you have to have a great title to go with it. I don’t know, I guess i just never thought that we would have that affect on people ya know? So when it happens it’s like my brain forgets to work and we both know that’s a lot coming from me. No, you don’t have to lay off him, he’s going to have to get used to it if he wants to stay in the band. I think every one of them have been through something like this since you and me got together. I just love how you make plans with them and no one tells me. I mean, I’m okay with it of course, I actually think we’re long overdue for something like that with them, it’s been a long time since just the four of us got to do anything. Okay, you have to let me know when she’s going to do this to you because I need to see it. Oh he is a real charmer. He’s got this beautiful red hair that you just want to run your fingers through all hours of the day. He’s got an accent, he’s from New Zealand. He’s one hell of an actor. He’s great in bed. He’s got a smile that can bring you to your knees, he just light up any room that he walks into. He’s a sweetheart and an heart thob. Everyone wants him and no one can have him because I do and that thrills me beyond belief. Oh! And he is the cutest sleeper. I never thought it was possible to think someone was cute as hell when they sleep but I promise you my husband is.

Fuck don’t go thanking me your music thanks me enough. What’s your ultimate music dream? A dream collab? A shiny piece of metal for your mantel? An entire population of a small and rural Swedish village getting your lyrics tattooed across their clavicles? You’re a fan– sorry, brah. I need to take a moment to let that one sink in. Fucking holes. What a day. Could be one of the best ever, but did get to sing a duet with All Time Low once… so you know, close… Also tell Jake his hand is one sex demon. I’d like to meet it one day, but it’s probably for the best I control myself and stay on this side of the country… yeah, yeah, yeah… impossible question, okay what about this, you’re stuck on a desert island, what’s the one band you’d bring along with you. This isn’t about music this is about survival. 

And suddenly I feel like I’m in an interview and I don’t know what to make of it. I haven’t prepared myself for this. I mean, I wouldn’t be against an entire village having our lyrics as their tattoos, but then I could also go for a new shiny piece of metal. I mean really when you think about it, there’s a million way I could answer these questions and you and I could just be sitting here for days, I mean, I don’t know if you’d down for that, and I don’t know how well we would survive just sitting here, we need sustenance to move forward but I think pure will power alone would keep us going. Well, when you think of it, I’ve been a fan of yours long before you were a fan of mine courtesy to my mother and her love for television shows, so I was watching you since you were a tot on Doc and that was long before the time of Black Veil Brides, I mean only if we’re getting technical here. All Time Low is a great band, I’ve had the pleasure of meeting them a lot over the years and I did catch the time you sang with them, it was a pretty great show. I will be sure to pass the message along to Jake. I know he has gotten a lot of compliments over the years, but I think you might be the first to tell him that his hand is a sex demon, I can’t tell you how that will be perceived but one can only hope in a very good way. Okay, if I was on a desert Island and I had to take one band with me, I would probably have to say KISS and that is only because they; along with many others, were one of the biggest inspiration to Black Veil and I just feel like I need to stay true to my roots with that one. But same question to you. Which band would you choose?

Doesn’t it count that I can tell you scene for scene what’s happening? I mean I’ve watched it that many times, it should mean something. Can I just say that you’ve been my idol since I was thirteen, and you’re music really got me through so much. It wasn’t until I discovered you, did I start questioning my sexuality, and I don’t think I would be where I am now if it wasn’t for you. Knives and Pens is an anthem in its own right though. I’ve heard so many of your fans say it helped them in ways I couldn’t even begin to imagine. You just can’t get that sort of power from any song. Hey, I never said he had to get hurt–maybe just singe his hair a bit? I mean maybe then he would fit in a bit more? I just feel like his hair is a tad to long. So in all reality, I was trying to do him a favor. I know! I can’t believe it’s taken us so long to actually introduce ourselves to each other!

I hate how hard you make it for me to play along with this joke. Like just the entire thing as a whole. I don’t know if it’s because I love you so much or because you’re so damn cute when you’re pretty much acting like a fan boy, which by the way, I haven’t seen in a long time, you seem to have locked that part of you away and I have to say that I find it rather sad. I have heard that though, a lot of people have told me that Knives and Pens saved their life and I try my best not to get emotional when that happens, but it’s something that I just can’t really help. You need to lay off Lonnie, I understand that he’s the newbie, but I’m pretty sure he’s been hazed enough. Just, tend to your band wives. Oh it’s only taken so long to introduce myself to you because I have this incredible husband and he takes up most of my time which is just an incredible feeling.

Actually I’m a huge fan of your music and I think Scarlet Cross is a pretty badass song. I think it ranks right up there with the songs of The Wicked and Divine. I love Knives and Pens. It’s funny I can’t pick a favorite song of mine by BVB. There are so many good ones from In The End to Goodbye Agony to Sweet Blasphemy. No you don’t talk to much at all. It’s actually a pleasure to meet you Andy. I’m Emmy. I’m an actress and I’ve been in a few movies and tv shows. 

Thank you! I am so thrilled that you think it’s a badass song! That was my intention, so this makes me really happy to hear. Also, my apologies on the correction here, it’s actually Wretched and Divine and I am fully aware I picked a difficult title for that album, but you were close.  It’s okay! You don’t have to pick a favorite, I like that you can’t, it means you like them all. Sweet Blasphemy is my favorite, but I can’t really pick a true favorite, that is like choosing a favorite child. It is lovely to meet you, Emmy. Thank you for not thinking that I talk to much and I am actually a big fan, I love Shameless.

pretty sure like 50% of those views are from me. can we talk about the rift in ‘In The End’ though? ‘cause I swear my finger were bleeding after i managed to finally get it down. do you need another member to equal you boys out? hi, Andy. as you can tell. i’m a pretty big ass fucking fan of yours. i’m tyler and i dabble in music and acting and nudity. what’s your favorite all time head banger? 

Well then thank you for as many of the views that you contributed to it, it is very much appreciated. But yes, yes, let’s talk about the riff. That’s really not my area of expertise. That is thanks to Jake that we have that badass riff, I gave him the melody and said run and that’s what he came back with, him and Jinxx, so it’s really because of them, I just provided the vocals because I am not a badass guitar player, I am minimal at best. But hey, glad that you have finally got it down, sorry about the fingers though. I would say yes, but I don’t think the others would appreciate me taking the band from five to six. I love that you’re a fan of mine seeing how I am a far of you, so it’s nice to meet you, Tyler. Lets keep the nudity to a minimum and we’re going to get along great. My favorite of all time? You’re asking the hard hitting question. I’ll have to get back to you on this one because there’s a few that I listen to a lot.

You know, I defiantly didn’t have a part in that at all. Nope. My leaving it on my laptop on mute as it played on YouTube Repeat for two weeks straight wasn’t a reason for that. As for Knives and Pens, I don’t think any Black Veil Brides video will ever dream of coming close to it. Personally I think that song will stand the test of time, and that’s not me being biased in the slightest. Okay, Criticism. Hmm–well it defiantly needed more fire. I felt like it was a bit lacking–only because Lonnie didn’t burn himself. You see him and I had a bet. I told him he would end up forgetting where the flames were supposed to spray out, and he swore up and down that he wouldn’t. I almost won that bet, Andy! Almost! When you were helping fix one of the costume, Lonnie came up to me bragging how he nearly missed it, but it was still a win in his book. I can’t have that. I need to be the winner, Andrew. Ah, yes! Hello Andy. I’m Keneti, and I’m your husband. It’s very nice to meet you finally. 

But that’s cheating though, you’re not supposed to leave it on repeat and not actually watch it, it doesn’t work that way, but thank you for helping with that, I really do appreciate it. Well, I mean, that song has an 11 year head start over Scarlet Cross so I don’t think it’s ever going to catch up, but I’m okay with that because I still love Knives and Pens. No, if we had any more flames than all of us would have forgotten where they were. It was hard enough to keep track of what we had, there was a lot happening at one time. I appreciate this bet, and I’m sorry that I played a part in you losing it, but I need my bassist, I don’t want to find another one and Lonnie is pretty good at his job. I guess it’s nice to meet you, Keneti. I hear so many good things, but mostly about Archie, but it’s the same difference really. It’s a pleasure to finally meet the man that I’ve been married to.

“It didn’t even have to be you flat out telling me. I would of accepted just a simple ‘Hey, I’m announcing something on Tuesday, make sure you’re keeping an eye out for it.’ that would of given you the reaction you were looking for.” If there was one thing about KJ, while he was fairly easy going most of the time, he did have a bit of a temper on him as the years went. Something he attributed to his husband. “I’m really going to miss the blonde, but I like this look a lot more. I also love that you’re going back to your roots on this channel. I’m so excited, baby.” Pressing his lips against his in return, KJ enjoyed just being close to his husband again. No fighting, but purely, them. 

“I wasn’t thinking...I was just thinking you’d see it and you’d be incredibly excited about it when you got home, I didn’t think that it would upset you.” His tone was more of a whisper as he wrapped his arms around his husbands waist more to keep him close to him. “I can only keep the blonde for so long before I start missing the black. I want to give the fans something they haven’t had in a long time, and I know it’s going to be hard to juggle everything but I want your full support on this.” He spoke as he tucked his hands into the back pocket of his husbands jeans to keep him close. This is the way they were supposed to be. No fighting, no arguing, just as in love as they’ve always been with each other.