Got a Bullet in the Chamber

          “Was that a point for me?  Sounds like it.”

          “I was talkin’ ‘bout actual good movies, but if that’s what gets you goin’, I ain’t gonna judge silently.  You must be a masochist, comin’ up with that when I talk favorite movies.  No shame in that, some people like gettin’ their asses kicked in the sack.  Didn’t peg you for it, princess.”

          “Keep tellin’ yourself that to make you feel better, ‘cause it ain’t never happenin’ anyway.  Besides, they go in with lower expectations, it really blows their minds when ‘m done.  It’s like catchin’ a fuckin’ amazin’ movie that you thought was gonna be shit.  You remember that shit for the rest of your life, might even be your favorite.”

          “Appreciate the good feedback.  Feel free to fill out a satisfaction survey on the way out.”

          “You got brain damage?  If you’re gonna keel over, let me know so I can leave.  Ain’t havin’ that on my watch like it’s my fault.”

          “Your room?  Think you got hit in the head a little harder than we thought.  Yours fuckin’ truly had to extract your pretty little ass from a hot zone.  Thinkin’ that means you owe me, sweetheart.”

          “Mornin’, sunshine.  You look like shit.”

          “I dunno, big guy.  I’m not the one dropping secrets all over the place.”

          “Aww, take it easy on the poor guy.  Ain’t like he’s got any hair to keep his secrets in.”

          “If I said I had nothin’ to do with it, would you believe me?”