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Sleeptalking on Christmas Eve

Me: Oh em gee.

Me: Mom.

Me: Mom Mom Mom.

Me: Look.

Me: Mom, look.

Mama: At what, sweetie?

Me: *points into darkness* Look at that rock over there.

#sleep talking #oh my god a giant rock

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(to the tune of "Holding Out for a Hero")

I need a hamster! I’m holding onto a hamster to the end of the night! It’s gotta be short and it’s gotta be small And it’s gotta be A-DOR-A-BLE!

#hamster #music

Me: Can you help me make a tiny fridge for tiny food?

Mama: How will we keep it cold?

Me: With an ice cube!

Mama: What about when the ice cube melts?

Me: Then it'll have cold water!

Mama: Then what about when the water warms up?

Me: Then we're screwed.

#the best laid plans

Mama: Are you trying to sneak into my bed?

Me: Noooo...

suddenly: PPBBBPBPB

Mama: THE TELL-TALE FART!

#i deny it

CENTIPEETLE! [Rosie lovingly handcrafted this—in secret, with no help from Mama—out of two seedpods, a pompom, a button, and a bit of thread.]

#steven universe #centipeetle #fanart

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Rosie's Jam Session (via Vimeo)

#Vimeo #jam session

Pretend Fishing and Spirituality

Me: Look, Mama! I caught an amoray!

Mama: It's just "moray," sweetie.

Me: No, it's called an amoray.

Mama: There's no such thing as an amoray.

Me: You don't know what me and my friend believe in!

#amoray

Me: There's this new place that sells really good popsicles! And candy, too, I guess. You wanna go?

Mama: No.

Me: But popsicles!

Mama: I'm tiiiiired.

Me: How 'bout a popsicle from the freezer, then?

Mama: Sure, go crazy.

Me: I'm getting you a purpsicle.

Mama: What? Child, no, I'm fine.

Me: Yeah, I'm definitely getting you a purpsicle.

Mama: You're a DERPSICLE.

Me: *outraged* I AM NOT.

#purpsicle

Me: If there was a word "hummusCide" I would laugh SO HARD I would DIE.

Mom: "Homicide" IS a word.

Me: No! HUMMUSCIDE! When you murder hummus! By EATING it!!!

#hummuscide #new word

Grandpa's office became the site of some very important scientific doodles today.

#science #doodle

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Have Mercy on the Fugitive

Me: If I were wanted for no reason and anyone saw me in this window, they'd try to catch me!

Mama: Baby, you're seven years old. You're not on the run from the law.

Me: That's what they WANT you to think.

#THE LAW

That Escalated Quickly

Uncle: Whose phone is this?

Me: Hey! That's my mama's phone!

Uncle: It's my sister's phone. Don't touch.

Me: No, it's not! It's my MAMA's phone!

Uncle: It's my sister's phone.

Me: It's my MAMA's phone!

Uncle: Your mama and my sister are the same person.

Me: GET AWAY FROM ME

Classic

Uncle: (explaining video game plot to Mama) So I'm holed up in Cornwall——you know, the little jutting-out point at the end of Wales——

Me: You mean the blowhole?

#wales #whales

Teleportation Fever

Me: (running down the hall) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Mama: You okay?

Me: I just teleported! I have teleportation fever!

Mama: Oh.

Me: Oh, no! You caught it, too! (grabbing Mama's hand) We're about to teleport in five seconds! Five-four-three-two-one---

Me and Mama: (running down the hall in the other direction) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Mama: Teleportation is noisier than I thought.

Me: That's because we were screaming!

Uncle: Why are you hitting me?

Me: I'm trying to get you away from my face!

Uncle: But I'm just standing here!

Me: I was TALKING to the HAND.

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SPG Wallpaper

Me: How do you change the [desktop background] picture?

Mom: What's wrong with that one?

Me: *sigh* It makes me want to rely on the past.

#spg #the past

The Evolution of Rosie

Part 1: Letter (after a power struggle over homework) Dear [Mom's first name], I have Decided to hate you Because you broke my Haert. your enemy, Rosie Part 2: Journal Entry (after much dramatic weeping) January 29, 2015 I hated my Mom today but, now I fee so empty inside now I'm going to apolagise to her now I've learne a vowluble leson and this is what it is: do not hate eatch other.

#dramatic literacy

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