Jamba

GOT who? LOTR what?

^ thats illegal for anyone who didn’t know it was a joke

It’s legal and it’s a great way to save big bucks

The entirety of black swan is literally tackier and worse perfect blue lmfao

When the bath so nice you don’t wanna leave

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

y'all stay testing my patience

im loving the new yeezy collection

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

Isabella Jerhigan is wise beyond her years.