Andrew Burkett

Pretty sure I did just about as much for the bushfire crisis today as ScoMo did. #lego #avengers #40PlusDegreesOutside #summervacation https://www.instagram.com/p/B65LK8YAPvUG25-bKNFgdUNPTG6Gxsnp3rrpCU0/?igshid=17enoh5e697y5

Nothing says excitement like a 430am wake up call to wear a sexy AF high vis vest to the Olympic warm up track where you’re supposed to be administering first aid. #itstimetosavelives #justcallmeDrMcBucky #lapathon #latergram (at Sydney Olympic Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1LJ6hagnvR/?igshid=1sxuvjgjeni8g

Conjuring me a little dessert at #blindcon19 #harrypotter #acciodessert https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Bph_uANFM/?igshid=um6vatyp2d6s

Luxaflex Alliance Conference 2019 - Marketing team setup. #comeondown #blindcon19 #round2winner #Wekeepourjobsifwewin https://www.instagram.com/p/B0-M02bAwRK/?igshid=xfclwl9fpy1s

I was too cheap to buy the photo so I stole a quick snap of my “Hyperspace Mountain” ride pic. The look of utter shock, horror and fun on my face is brilliant and just sums up the whole day at #Disneyland #hongkong #cheap #purejoy #33goingon13 (at 香港迪士尼樂園 Hong Kong Disneyland Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/By4_9Vkgjmn/?igshid=1tythq4n11uw6

Disneyland Hong Kong ‘Spring’ Parade. #dancegoofyDANCE #disneyland #hongkong https://www.instagram.com/p/By4_ZNPAWBT/?igshid=y56z84802fj7

Yesterday I found another Dragonball, unfortunately I don’t think I’m going to find the other 5 before I go tomorrow #dragonballz #hongkong #touristing #GoldenBauhinia #selfieforshari https://www.instagram.com/p/By4_QR2Aobd/?igshid=p22nksp0uzmk

This restaurant speaks to me. Escalators, in the street! Five Guys Burgers and Fries! In HK!!! Oh how I missed their greasy. Fuck. Those. Steps. #selfieforshari #somanysteps #rewardwasnotwhatiwantedbutillhavetheburger (at Wan Chai District) https://www.instagram.com/p/By4vsc3Aw-M/?igshid=1c0xzjgofrsx8

Certainly worked for this today. Visited the Man Mo temple, on my way to find pineapple cake/biscuits from a shop that had closed. For shame #sunnyhill. FOR SHAME. UPDATE YOUR GOOGLE BUSINESS LISTINGS PEOPLE!!! #searchnerd #hongkong #fattywantedtreats (at Man Mo Temple) https://www.instagram.com/p/By4vJW_A0_l/?igshid=1xjnpj6owfjmx

Guys, dinner and a show at hotpot here in #hongkong last night. Old mate even flicked his noodle at me. Does that mean we’re going steady? Was I supposed to reciprocate? #hotpot #noodles #dinnerandashow #touristing #downwiththelocals #noodleflicking (at Hong Kong) https://www.instagram.com/p/By3s3N9gbAd/?igshid=1w1jwg62q9wcc

I was trying to be sneaky about my selfie in Hotpot last night...I ended up just looking unimpressed. @alwayzsanjam looked happy. Maybe that’s cause the yellow heart means she is a VIP. I guess me by association haha. #selfieforshari #hotpot #nobrainsformetonight https://www.instagram.com/p/By3s1sRAS1w/?igshid=hmt7bllyiyrd

Hangin out in my bad ass ‘he-man woman haters club treehouse with my best tree-hugging mate Tarzan #disneyland #hongkong #trehouse #littlerascals #selfieforshari (at 香港迪士尼樂園 Hong Kong Disneyland Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzO1DCAcTE/?igshid=ib85d03ydbkk

Like it’s not super fast or anything but I feel bleh in my guts when I drop haha #hongkong #disneyland https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzIeD7AtTs/?igshid=1pru2a0gp1oy4

I can’t say what terrified me more. RC coaster or the toy soldiers parachute drop #Disneyland #hongkong #thrillrides #letsgoagain (at 香港迪士尼樂園 Hong Kong Disneyland Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzIQahABBn/?igshid=4f55ffc64a7w

I’ll show you who’s too old. I’m going to ride the shit out of this one #disney #nottooold #33goingon13 #sefieforshari (at 香港迪士尼樂園 Hong Kong Disneyland Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzEbzLAfkf/?igshid=1rh1moc1to0d9

I’m apparently “too old” and the Jedi training is for “Kids”. Pfft. Have you met me? I’m the biggest mothereffin kid here! #disneyland #hongkong #touristing #starwars #jeditraining #bigkid #32goingon13 (at 香港迪士尼樂園 Hong Kong Disneyland Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzEQShABFc/?igshid=1hkmiivf09tsj

Let’s do this! Time to get my Mickey on #Disneyland #hongkong #touristing #selfieforshari (at Hong Kong Disneyland) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byy2MNmgSk_/?igshid=1mryuf7v85w50