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Wich is at home, all alone, jerking off with humiliation captions.

Friday morning- the two 18 year old Alpha Bruh Kings of the school  head to the boys room to hang, do some bullshitting, and take their morning buddy dump. In the stalls next to each other, they talk about the big game tonight, and which cheerleaders they’re gonna tag right afterwards. “Dude Hailey’s all fucked out. She’s startin’ to get too loose. Ima bone the fuck outta Kaylee. Conner said she let ‘em dick her up the ass last week.” “Brah, da fuck did you eat for dinner last night, dude? You fuckin’ REEK like ASS brah. Give a fuckin’ mercy flush duder!”  They take a selfie in the mirror, and strut into class 20 minutes late, but no one gives a shit. They can do no wrong in this school,

Friday morning- the two 18 year old Alpha Bruh Kings of the school  head to the boys room to hang, do some bullshitting, and take their morning buddy dump. In the stalls next to each other, they talk about the big game tonight, and which cheerleaders they’re gonna tag right afterwards. “Dude Hailey’s all fucked out. She’s startin’ to get too loose. Ima bone the fuck outta Kaylee. Conner said she let ‘em dick her up the ass last week.” “Brah, da fuck did you eat for dinner last night, dude? You fuckin’ REEK like ASS brah. Give a fuckin’ mercy flush duder!”  They take a selfie in the mirror, and strut into class 20 minutes late, but no one gives a shit. They can do no wrong in this school,

Oh no, I don’t think so…you will always be just a small, little man, who lacks the ability satisfy women, so your only option is to serve them. And so you shall. Slave.

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Chris Elkins

Alpha Bro: Fuuuuaaarrrkkk!!! All Done! Phew, I look good! I wonder if I can still catch up with those girls that’s talking about me. Bitch number 1 has a nice pair of Tits!!! Would like to take a bite out of them tonight!!!