man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

ive been saving up for an illustrious red onion

Even if ur not a "salmon fanatic" u must admit theyre a cool fish

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

the tumpet. bwaaaa

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

celebs need to start thinking out of the box. no more makeup. ariana pc antivirus program, the gaga humidifier, fenty rice

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

The thing that throws me about Alfredo sauce isn't that it's named after the guy who invented it – it's that it's named after the first name of the guy who invented it. Imagine a sauce named Steve.

two cats meowed at eachother thrugh their windows across a busy street today. they will never smell each other

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board