shout out to my ex

Other than the weird looks, but honestly, I’m use to weird looks. And the old men in the bowling league are super nice.

Noone should get used to weird looks, and people need to just stop it with the weird looks...

“They are totally worth it. And the baby likes the sounds of the bowling alley.”

See, so its a win/win there.

“Is it weird to go to a bowling alley and not bowl? I just really want bowling alley nachos.”

yknow, a little but if the nachos are worth it.

@loganrose: Not at all.

“I could burn in 70 degree weather honestly. My skin just doesn’t agree with a tan but it truly is. I need the world to start recovering with this.”

I mean, anyone can burn with long enough being outside without some sun protection.

“Have you noticed how hot this weather is?” Star sighed softly at that. “I love the sun and all, don’t get me wrong, but I swear sometimes I feel like the sun is going to burn me alive!”

pretty sure we’re still safe from the sun burning us alive, but it’s ungodly hot for ohio.

You would think the fact that I do people’s hair daily I would be better at doing mine. But nope, I got shampoo in my eye this morning and burned my ear with my curler. How do I have a career?

I think no matter how much you’ve done, you are still gonna end up with a time you have shampoo in your eye. 

“To be fair, she’s probably been dealing with that all day, and not everyone is that nice about store credit.”

Probably, but i don’t know why she wanted to end up taking out on me.

“You would think that she would be happier that you are asking for a credit and not a refund. That means you will put more money into the store, therefore securing her job for the near future. I swear, some people don’t use their brains.”

some people are just stupid. can’t help there.

ew that’s disrespectful, can’t believe she gave you an attitude. i would have probably just rolled my eyes on her and left. i hope you were able to make your return after all that rudeness you had to deal with.

I mean she did my return, but she could have done it a little more pleasantly. like i was nice to you don’t take my niceness and twist it

“why did she give you attitude, though? what did she say?”

beats fucking me hayleigh. she didn’t need to say anything. rolling of eyes and scoffing. like you look twelve don’t be giving me attitude. 

tl;dr before you read - if you read her previous bio - the only thing that changed was i took out the music, or the heavy amounts of it. everything else is practically the same

“unfortunately, that would entail me having to literally be with all of my clients for every moment of everyday to make sure they apply it correctly and as frequently as they need to be. - i really do not want to have to do that.”

Isn’t that why you’d make up a mini cheat sheet then?

“the amount of people i’ve had to turn away from treatments in the past week for having an ungodly sunburn on their face, is just astonishing - truly. i really thought i was teaching my clients better than this! spf people! it’s not that difficult! - and then they come back at me, getting mad that i can’t work on them? gosh - i really just cannot.”

I’d just be throwing sunblock at people if i were you.

Apparently, it’s frowned upon to whip out a bottle of tequila and take shots while on public transport. Apparently, I am now barred from taking the bus for two years. It’s a blasphemy, I’m telling you.

Yeah i can see why you wouldn’t be able to take the bus for two years because of public intoxication.