darlin', i'm lost

“Perfect! Thank you, seriously, there’s no way I’d be able to finish this all on my own and I wouldn’t want to let it go to waste. Oh, no need to get jealous! It was a family thing. How was I supposed to introduce you? As my neighbor that films pornography in her apartment? You’re definitely invited to buy me a drink once I recover and my body stops rejecting alcohol.”

Ollie: a drink? That is like my middle name I am so down

Ollie: I miss you

Ollie: Like probably a lot but I won't admit to that so I'm gonna go with "a little bit"

andi: lets go draaaaaank then

andi: im always here like i didnt run off anywhere

“Want to hear my solution?”

Well, it depends. Do you want to go back?

“– Okay well I’ve got to go feed my Starbucks addiction.. Wanna come?”

“I think hiding in my room with the curtains closed and all of the lights off has somehow made me weak again the sun. I went out to get my classroom set up for school and literally hissed at the sun like a vampire.”

“Are you always like this?”

“Only if I’ve been smoking. So, uh, yeah.”

I am so not excited for school to start back up. Yikes.

“I know I can’t complain because I’m doing what I love and I love doing it, but teaching five classes a week within 3 days is slowly starting to kill me.”

“I thought having my older brother in town for a belated 21st birthday celebration would be a good idea but now all I’m left with are these balloons, too much cake, and probably my fifth hangover this week. Help me get rid of the cake and recuperate?”

“Yeah you’re right. We all get those shitty weeks.”

No one asked for fucks sake. But since we’re on the subject now, why? 

“What happened? Tell me all about it.”