Skulduggery Pleasant Sentence StartersΒ
weβre not retreating. weβre advancing in reverse.
i am sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, ___. but i have never claimed to be civilized.Β
doors are for people with no imagination.
i want a weapon you hold. you have a gun, __ has a sword⦠i want a stick.
iβll buy you a stick for christmas.
that, my dear, __, is what we call a monster.
you donβt know what it is, do you?
i told you what it is. itβs a horrible monster. now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.
found something? no, sorry. i thought i had, but, no. it turned out to be uhβ¦ more floor.Β
a living skeleton isnβt enough for you, is it? what does it take to impress people these days?
your entire plan consisted of, and i quote, βletβs get up close and see what happens.β
are you kidding? i jumped off a building. of course iβm hurt.Β
only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight.Β
only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.Β
well, for future reference, this is my serious face.Β
cheer up. since weβre all going to die horribly anyway, whatβs there to be worried about?
you jumped off a building.Β
and the branches broke my fall. every one of them.Β
if you hear any screaming, thatβll be me.Β
itβs not that i want you to go. itβs just that i donβt want you to stay.Β
iβll be sure to pass on the compliment when iβm hitting his face.Β
a little internal bleeding never hurt anyone.
subtractionβs overrated. itβs like adding, only backwards. youβre not ever going to need it.
but i donβt view you as an authority figure.Β
i could have died because you needed to tie your shoelace?
i donβt need to look clever. i am clever. the fact that i look clever is merely a bonus.