Call Me Jonah

Aries: Has high emotions,but can chill the fuck out. Twerks like everyday.

Taurus: Stubborn as shit and speaks the truth. So much sarcasm in one being.

Gemini: Usually funny as hell,might get to drunk at a family function.

Cancer: Needs to calm the fuck down cause they too adorable to be sad. Will cuddle with anything.

Leo: Can work it,knows it to. Takes way too many selfies.

Virgo: Senses when people ain't shit,silently judges you. Great taste in every aspect of life.

Libra: Confused majority of the time,has no fucks. Usually smells amazing for some reason.

Scorpio: Can look into your soul,probably will rip it out of your body. Suspected of killing someone a lot.

Sagittarius: Really funny and outgoing,people person naturally. Will flirt with anything that has a pulse.

Capricorn: Can sense a fuckboy every time,they know what you do in the dark. Will have a anxiety attack from just breathing.

Aquarius: The most funniest person every,most likely pee yourself from talking to them. Weirdest fucking person on earth.