The Oldest Sins the Newest Kind of Ways

imagine jee coming home from school one day soo happy because her teacher thought her “who is my hero?” essay was so touching. obviously because she wrote about her parents, the king and queen of dispatch themselves. but after madney read the report tearfully and after they send their kids to bed, they discuss their own versions. chimney wrote about his mom and i think pre-daniel maddie might have as well. or maddie could’ve even written about daniel!! skip forward a few days to buck and maddie grabbing breaksfast together at the han house and buck sees the report stuck to the fridge and he’s like aww. and maddie’s like you didn’t do one of those did you? buck’s back to munching away and he’s like yeah i did i wrote about you. to which we get the signature maddie eyebrows and watery puppy eyes and she’s like me? 🥺. and buck who still has like the biggest bite of toast in his mouth is like yeah of course you were my hero (you still are). and maddie tries to compose herself so she asks how come she never knew? and buck’s like idk i showed the report to mom first and…. then they both go silent and decide to change topics lmao

a fanfic where buddie are on a roadtrip and get lowkey hatecrimed after arguing like a married couple and then they are run off the road and crash and eddie wakes up alone in hospital and is again lowkey hatecrimed by the local sheriff who accuses him of spousal murder and then eddie proceeds to escape hospital and ride on a horse and hold someone at gunpoint screaming for buck and oh no wait it's an actual episode of 911 that they wrote and filmed and edited and released

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

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