today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

That’s not even how you use whom, I’ve got a headache now

hello my fellow intelligent sapiosexual pupil, whom are you? i don’t recall 

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

@miraculous-howlter

this has the same energy as the ‘my names michael with a b and i’ve been scared of insects my entire life’ ‘what wait where’s the b’ ‘tHeReS a bEe?!?!?!’ vine

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

He dragged him for not listening lmao

Fuck yes !