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i always laugh at will saying “you won’t like me when i’m psychoanalyzed” in the first ep bc it’s just so 2012 bad boy cringe but. he is telling yhe truth

i bet aragorn fucking ROCKS at bbq

just blocked someone on pinterest for commenting “omg my trypophobia” under a picture of frothy water. i won’t stand for that bs

golf 2. they made a new one

i am not catholic but i gave up tumblr for lent. now i am back rip pope. i like dante and lord of the rings now

FUCK ai fanfiction. FUCK IT! BURN IT! take it out back and shoot it with a gun jesus christ i can’t do this anymore

i hate watching house bc the whole thing is just “THEYRE SEIZING” and i’m like. well, obviously. look at the bitch

i read one bad typo and all the sudden i feel the need to reconnect with nature. like wdym “the party was humping”

midnights is taylor swifts best album but no one is ready for that conversation…

dawg is the best word ever. like hey dawg. any awkward silence can be filled with “what’s up dawg.”

people who can’t read cursive need to catch tf up. like you can’t read the birthday card your dying grandma sent to you???? you are GROWN!!! you should know how to read!!!