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thesebastianmoran started following you jhw-johnwatson started following you Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. Pleasure.
Did you just introduce yourself?
You do know we live together, right?
It's customary, John. I was being polite. And I thought you'd be proud...
Headcanon #3:
After being asked a countless number of times, Sherlock had this to say when asked his sexual preference:
"While I typically don’t concern myself with emotional desires, there have been instances where certain individuals have caught my attention.
Of both genders."
So basically, Sherlock's bi. But he's trying to maintain an asexual lifestyle. Trying. Relationships, in his mind, are not a priority. Our little detective is playing hard to get.
missaliceturner:
Alice watched him, the furrowing of his brow, the creasing of the skin around his lips as he opened him mouth to speak but no words came out. She found her tongue slipping out to moisten her lips, ending in a small nip of the bottom one. She let her eyes wander to his fingers, how they held the book, smoothing over the cover and turning it every so often.
Finally, he spoke, eyes narrowing and the small smirk on her face grew into a wide grin. “Good. Now you’re asking the right kind of questions.” She turned from him, running her fingers through her hair before reaching down to run a finger along the rifle that was hidden. “Barrel ending in a slotted flash suppressor, barrel’s bore chrome lined, with a detachable PSO-1 optical sight. Well. Perfectly legal, no need for you to go to the Yard about this, though, from your curiosity alone, I highly doubt you’d do that.” She turned around and flashed him a large smile.
“The gun came into my possession during a trade. They were a soldier, returning from overseas after being shot. They came into the bookshop, wanting a rare edition, though they did not have enough money. He came back the next day with it, offering it as payment. Him being a soldier, I decided to give him a break and accepted it. Now, I need to find a way to sell it.” What she left out was the fact that a criminal would be arriving in the next few days to pick it up.
“Sorry for that being so dull. Anything else you’d like to ask me about? Anything around the shop that seems… out of place?” She almost wanted him to discover her, wanted someone to know what she actually did. Perhaps in the back of her mind, she wanted to be saved from it. This business was going to get her killed one day and she would then be buried in the cemetery along with her mother and father. Another ordinary person, gone.
Alice found herself playing with the chain around her neck that held the skeleton key that unlocked the back room where most of the exchanges between criminals took place. She made sure not to look in the direction of the room or give any signs about it. Alice let her eyes stare into his, a sort of flare sparkling in the irises.
“Come on Mr. Holmes… Do you think there’s more than meets the eye? Or am I simply just a part time librarian with a bookshop? I’m curious what else you can guess about me and my work from what you see.”
Sherlock returned the grin, his eyes shining at the prospect of her challenge. "No, I needn't inform the Detective Inspector...not quite yet. While your story certainly seems plausible, I'm not entirely certain it's the whole story." Placing the book on the counter, he slowly brought his hands behind his back. He gave the room a once-over, eyes darting about, quickly scanning everything in sight as his grin faded into a sly smile. She really was making this too easy for him. Her words were heavily weighted with secrecy and mystery. That in itself was a dead giveaway. And trading books for guns? Hardly likely. "Well, Miss Turner, you've given me quite a lot to draw from. Enough to know you're more than simply a bibliophile with a lot of extra time on her hands. Your profound knowledge of the rifle currently in your possession tells me you've most likely had some sort of experience or another with them before." He eyed her fiddling with her necklace, watching as she slightly jostled the skeleton key on the end. Now what could that possibly be for? Looking over her shoulder, he spied the old door to the back room. From the distance, he could just make out what appeared to be, of all things, a bullet hole. Bingo. He turned back to face her with a knowing smile. She was watching him carefully, he could almost feel her eyes boring into him. A tad unnerving, especially for the detective, but intriguing nonetheless. He watched her for a moment, noting the worry lines on her face and shadows of sleep-deprivation beneath her eyes. She was a tired woman. Tired, it seemed, of the self-demanding, risky way that echoed throughout her life. Nothing a run-of-the-mill librarian would ever be concerned about. "Perhaps" he continued "that key around your neck unlocks more than just that back door." He raised a brow, daring her to deny it, then slowly sauntered over to the back room entrance. "Shall we?"
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Ah, hello Miss Adler.
Mr. Holmes.
And how is my darling consulting detective doing today?
Rather well, as it happens. Busy, as usual. Yourself?

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Oh…hello. It’s been a while since I saw that face.
Yes,hello, does my face fill with joy or are you reminded of misspent youth?
Neither, really. I remember you, but you remind me of nothing other than inexperience and conceit.
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ooc: apologies
I do believe an apology is in order. I went on a sort of unannounced hiatus, so to speak. What with school, finals, family, and life, I could not find time to get back to the blog. Or I was far too tired to do anything coherently. But it's summertime my lovelies, and guess what that means? Motherfucking free time, that's what. To those of you who I owe replies, just...I completely understand if you're none-too-pleased. I'm getting to them now. Forgive me? No? Yeah, I really don't deserve it. Missed you all. <3 Now to get back to it...
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Headcanon #2:
This hardly comes as a surprise, but Sherlock taught himself to play the violin. When he turned five years old, his mother enrolled him lessons at Miss Lily's Musical Academy for the Instrumentally Inclined. He absolutely hated the place, especially his instructor, who insisted upon calling him a "sweet little poppet" despite the fact he tried to contradict her every chance he got. He begged his mother to allow him to quit. Mrs. Holmes, however, would hear nothing of it. With a quiet determination, he resolved to rid himself of the place his own way. Sherlock spent countless hours spent alone in his bedroom, practicing until his little fingers bled. By the age of six, his talent nearly matched his instructor's. After giving a breathtaking performance at the music school's annual talent show, in which at least eleven talent-searches pleaded to recruit him, Sherlock blatantly refused to return to his lessons. At this point, no one protested.
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Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective. Pleasure.
ask me and i'll tell.
Dear me 5 years ago.
Dear me in 5 years.
Dear boyfriend/girlfriend.
Dear Mother.
Dear Father.
Dear enemy.
Dear boss.
Dear crush.
Dear teacher.
Dear an old friend.
teensherlock started following you
Oh...hello. It's been a while since I saw that face.
You seem too young to be a captain, that’s all. Sherlock Holmes. Consulting detective. Pleasure.
Yes, well. I happen to have ambition and goals for myself. Being a captain is all I’ve ever wanted to be, so…
Ah, right, I knew you looked familiar. I’ve met you before. Well, other yous. If that makes sense. Pleasure to meet you, as well, Mr. Holmes.
All you've ever wanted is to be a captain?
How boring. I'm certain we'll be seeing more of each other. MJN is rather affordable, and my flatmate has been admonishing me for my "extravagant spending" for my experiments. As my brother would first boil alive before providing me with government-sponsored air travel, it seems as though yours will be our primary airline.

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‘Piss off’.
Why? It was quite extraordinary.
You think so? You’re practically the only one who believes it.
Am I? That’s odd. Lucky meeting, I guess?
*He scoffs* Luck. I prefer to regard it as a fortunate happenstance, if you will. Although I do agree, this meeting is quite fortunate indeed. Tell me, Miss Watson, do you like the violin?
What? I like violins. Why?
Oh, you do? How convenient. I happen to play the violin, helps me to think. Potential flatmates should know what to expect of each other, should they not? You are looking to find new accommodations, yes? But because you can't afford any, assuredly someone to help pay the rent would be beneficial, and as it happens, I'm looking for a place as well.
Sherlock watched as she piled the books on one another. There was a certain elegance about the simple motion that he found himself appreciating, despite its insignificance. Undeterred by the simplicity of her profession, it seemed, Alice still managed to maintain an air of importance and dignity. Something still didn't quite fit, though, and it nagged in the back of Sherlock's mind like an unyielding itch. Why would a woman with such potential resolve to bide her days in a quiet bookshop? His book in hand, Sherlock had all the reason to leave the store to go finish his case. But he couldn't bring himself to do it. The curiosity would eat at him until he eventually returned on his own. He opened his mouth to reply but froze before he could say anything, noticing something out of place. Narrowing his eyes, he looked past her, behind the counter. To anyone else, it would have been practically impossible to see. Even Sherlock had to admit he nearly missed it. Nearly. There, tucked away in the corner, was a gun. Not just any gun, either, but a Russian Dragunov sniper rifle. Sherlock could understand keeping a small gone for security purposes, but artillery like this? Guns like these were for soldiers and criminals. Suspicious. "Actually, now that you mention it, there is something that caught my eye. Tell me, Miss Turner, to what purpose does that Russian sniper rifle hidden so cautiously behind the desk serve? Certainly you weren't planning on using it for dusting your bookshelves."