Meta Knight.

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

they still taste good

:(

but dadddddddddddd om nom nom

My child, no. You do not need raw roses. At least let me dry them, first.

fineee :(

Thank you, my child.

Good! :D I no longer stab pumpkins for stress relief

Cheering! Proud of you.

they still taste good

:(

but dadddddddddddd om nom nom

My child, no. You do not need raw roses. At least let me dry them, first.

they still taste good

:(

Alright, random question. Do any... oh, hell- what's the name? I don't know. Does anybody who happens to be the same species as Kirby and I have teeth? Is that something that isn't normal? Kirby's telling me teeth isn't normal. Help.

I have teeth, and they're very normal. We puffballs (the name of our species) have retractable teeth, though. If yours don't retract, then that MIGHT be what Kirby meant, perhaps.

Thank you, I forgot it was puffball. T'was too early to be thinking. But... r... retractable teeth? Not surprised that I can't do that, but??? You can retract your teeth? I'll admit, I wish I could do that.

Ever wonder how Kirby can inhale his foes and even swallow them whole, but then also chew polite bites of food easily? Most if not all puffballs can retract their teeth, usually for comfort purposes. Though if you can't, I won't hold it against ya. You're still a lovely puffball to hang out with regardless. 💚

I've seen him chew though. How does he chew with just gums?

You can chew with gums! Not as easy as it is with teeth, but it's possible. Just takes more effort and determination to get through tough foods without teeth.

Fair enough.

You should try it some day, eating without teeth. It's horrid, but a fun chore once in a while.

Oof... I've had enough chores for other people for a lifetime. Thanks anyway.

Ah, understandable! No fret about it. Tedious anyhow.

I'll probably tell ya in a private chat, since I think it's about time I finally told someone, but I don't wanna share it with too many people.

Of course, that's understandable! I'll be around if you ever need somebody to talk to, Diamond Knight! Us knights have to stick together, anyhow.

Alright, random question. Do any... oh, hell- what's the name? I don't know. Does anybody who happens to be the same species as Kirby and I have teeth? Is that something that isn't normal? Kirby's telling me teeth isn't normal. Help.

I have teeth, and they're very normal. We puffballs (the name of our species) have retractable teeth, though. If yours don't retract, then that MIGHT be what Kirby meant, perhaps.

Thank you, I forgot it was puffball. T'was too early to be thinking. But... r... retractable teeth? Not surprised that I can't do that, but??? You can retract your teeth? I'll admit, I wish I could do that.

Ever wonder how Kirby can inhale his foes and even swallow them whole, but then also chew polite bites of food easily? Most if not all puffballs can retract their teeth, usually for comfort purposes. Though if you can't, I won't hold it against ya. You're still a lovely puffball to hang out with regardless. 💚

I've seen him chew though. How does he chew with just gums?

You can chew with gums! Not as easy as it is with teeth, but it's possible. Just takes more effort and determination to get through tough foods without teeth.

Fair enough.

You should try it some day, eating without teeth. It's horrid, but a fun chore once in a while.

Oof... I've had enough chores for other people for a lifetime. Thanks anyway.

Ah, understandable! No fret about it. Tedious anyhow.

Alright, random question. Do any... oh, hell- what's the name? I don't know. Does anybody who happens to be the same species as Kirby and I have teeth? Is that something that isn't normal? Kirby's telling me teeth isn't normal. Help.

I have teeth, and they're very normal. We puffballs (the name of our species) have retractable teeth, though. If yours don't retract, then that MIGHT be what Kirby meant, perhaps.

Thank you, I forgot it was puffball. T'was too early to be thinking. But... r... retractable teeth? Not surprised that I can't do that, but??? You can retract your teeth? I'll admit, I wish I could do that.

Ever wonder how Kirby can inhale his foes and even swallow them whole, but then also chew polite bites of food easily? Most if not all puffballs can retract their teeth, usually for comfort purposes. Though if you can't, I won't hold it against ya. You're still a lovely puffball to hang out with regardless. 💚

I've seen him chew though. How does he chew with just gums?

You can chew with gums! Not as easy as it is with teeth, but it's possible. Just takes more effort and determination to get through tough foods without teeth.

Fair enough.

You should try it some day, eating without teeth. It's horrid, but a fun chore once in a while.