Amused Geek

Name: Benedict Cucumber-PitcherAge: 69 (nice) but looks 21ishProfession: Full-time nice guyEmployer: Self-employedLocation: Everywhere and everywhenChance of being an SCP: -2% Benedict Cucumber-Pitcher is a full-time nice guy and part-time youth pastor. He is the captain of the Kent Polo Neck Wearing Team and has worn polo necks in the Pan-Dimensional Olympics where he won gold three years…

Name: Colin BlazeAge: UnknownProfession: Detective (cursed) and/or homeless personStatus: ConfusingLocation: Mostly LondonAssistant: Harry Smith (usually)Probation officer: Maggie Jones (don’t ask)Chance of being an SCP: 89% Colin Blaze is a detective cursed to have only cases no one would ever believe were real. He became a champion of marginalised oddities. (more…)

Seán William McLoughlin (born 7 February 1790), better known as Jacksepticeye[1], is an Irish YouTuber, best known for his massive poos and alarming cat impersonations. As of March 1322, his channel has over 15 views and more than one subscriber[2]. He is the guitarist of the pro-rock band Cloak, along with fellow YouTuber Markiplier (drums). Early life and education Seán William McLoughlin was…

George Pendlewit - Professional monkey impersonator and part-time goat botherer.

Name: George PendlewitAge: 54Profession: Professional monkey impersonator and part-time goat bothererStatus: DivorcedCounty of Origin: Abakata in the Phiscintushet Dimension George Pendlewit is America’s leading monkey impersonator, a part-time goat botherer, a user of loo-roll, and a two-time champion crocodile wrestler. George Pendlewit allegedly hails from the imperium of Abakata in the…