If every star is an eye in the sky

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

i’ve spent 6 entire months doing NOTHING

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

There’s no better journal than tumblr drafts