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theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

Zootopia

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality