inspirational quotes

Jongho: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Jongho: And atoms never touch each other. Jongho: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Seonghwa: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Yunho: *chugs entire bottle* Yunho: It’s perfume.

Seonghwa: So what’s for dinner? Hongjoong, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

Wooyoung: Do you take constructive criticism? Jongho: I only take cash or credit.

Wooyoung: Bro. San: What, bro? Wooyoung: Cover your eyes. San: *covers his eyes* Wooyoung: What do you see? San: Nothing. Wooyoung: That's what you mean to me, bro. San: Br- Wait.

Yoongi:

Mingi: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Wooyoung, bringing the chips: That’s more like it.

Yoongi: Not because I can't count very high.

San: Do we want a talking cake?

Wooyoung: I can explain. Seonghwa: Can you? Wooyoung: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Taehyung: I actually have a black belt. Namjoon: In what, karate? Taehyung: No, from Gucci.

Seonghwa: I’M A TEACHER

Jimin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Mingi: Thirty seconds is my record.