sesbian lex

please be nice to me unless you’re being mean in a hot way

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

i love discovering new music. but there's actually nothing like rediscovering old music. like, hello me from 5, 10, 15 years ago. so good to see you. same heart, i see. god, i love you.

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now