sesbian lex

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

wearing a shirt that says I SURVIVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER BUT I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH CONDITIONS SO IT FELT LIKE A BIG DEAL WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

do u miss my annoying presence