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He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

Steve and Eddie talking while standing outside the car while the kids are waiting, and then Steve’s like “okay 🥰 bye 🥰” and kisses him. Forgetting that they don’t do that yet. So Eddie has to somehow operate a MOTOR VEHICLE with CHILDREN INSIDE while having an out of body experience

Your average gnat spends 9 months training before devoting the rest of its life to dying in your wine glass

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

does any one want to play toys with me

ohhh boy this is the most fun i’ve had

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.