sesbian lex

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

steddie being Platonic Besties. steve gets it in his head that he needs to learn how to braid hair for his next gf and eddie is clearly the perfect model for him to practice on (steve refuses to admit that he just wants an excuse to touch those pretty pretty curls that he can't stop noticing lately). eddie, who's been secretly in love with his straight boy best friend for ages now, is suddenly in a whirlwind of heaven-hell where everytime they hang out, eddie ends up sitting on the floor in between steve's legs while steve plays with his hair. it only takes a couple attempts before "learning to braid hair" turns into massaging eddie's head and playing with his curls and steve gently scratching his short nails along eddie's scalp. eddie manages it for a few weeks until one night he's had one too many beers and a couple too many tokes and finds himself melting into steve and moaning softly as the man pets his hair. he doesn't even realize he's pitching a tent until steve laughs, soft and equally as cross-faded, and mumbles "want me to take care of that too after i'm done with your hair?"

no i don’t want to talk about it, i’ll have a conversation with myself later

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row