Irrelevant Peasant

what jobs do phannies have

wore my “don’t cry, craft” shirt today cuz i felt like it fit the vibe, “grieve but don’t let it destroy you,”sort of thing. several people came up to me saying they appreciated the sentiment and wanted to know where i got it. i had to explain it was youtuber merch.

if we want the rewards of posting our fic we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of editing the damn thing

if we want the rewards of posting our fic we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing the damn thing

Starting a conspiracy theory that Hank Green was the celebrity who asked Dan and Phil for a threesome

sorry i thought we were already in Dan and Phil 2.0 ????? you’re telling me this is only like 1.5???

This feels like 1.9.5, like the prepatch into 2.0 that gives you practice with the new game mechanics & new rules before 2.0 throws you into the new story.

guys. there was a little shield bug on the stage at the start of act 2. so they like stopped the wrestling dead in its tracks to be like oh there’s a little bug!!! and dan made phil pick it up and they handed it off and carried it offstage and called it the phug. it was SO SO FUCKING CUTE

OKAY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY DONT DO THE MONKEY GROOMING THING EVERY SHOW so basically phil just had like little flyaways and dan’s gay ass points it out and then just goes and fixes his hair. like who asked you to do that. and then he immediately starts making fun of us like “ooooh they touched!!! ooooohhhh they groom each other like monkeys!” LIKE YOU ARE THE GAY ONE HERE.

Yeah no this definitely did not happen in Dallas. I am so grateful I was there in person to see it in st louis, it was SUCH A MOMENT

video uploading! i seem to have significantly better signal here than i had in seattle

shoutout to whoever is trying to autism trap dan and phil by asking about their utencil preferences