Can y’all believe that Dan and Phil almost didn’t happen because they both spoke to other men once!! This is crazy!!

having one final giggle before closing my eyes and yanking the steering wheel to the left

they should make it easier and less scary

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

btw i won’t confess that i waited but i let the lamp burn as the men masqueraded i hoped you’d return with your feet on the ground tell me all that you learned cause loves never lost when perspective is earned and you said you’d come and get me but you were 25 and the shelf life of those fantasies has expired lost to the lost boys chapter of your life forgive me peter please know that i tried to hold on to the days that you were mine but the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light

born to be taken to the lakes where all the poets went to die forced to work a full time job

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

Huge fan of how in Haikyuu every setter is absolutely off the walls insane w it and suga is Just a setter. No stressful mind games he’s just playing volleyball. Which trips up every OTHER setter so bad that he changes the entire game every time. I love suga

it's the hot priest for me