all the way

Fun fact: don’t touch my shit.

Was that yours? I’m sorry.

Oh alright. It just was really familiar. Sorry.

I get that a lot, actually.

What are you, seven?

You don’t like ice pops?

Déjà vu. Was that a quote or something? I feel like I’ve heard it somewhere before.

I don’t think so? I just made it up, in my head…

Thanks, but I’m really not. They are just kind of silly. Oh wait, actually I wrote one when I was sad. It was really good to me and is one of my favorites.

Poems are poems, and they’re totally free for interpretation, so maybe your silly poems will mean the world to someone else.

Who said anything about pitying you? I’ve got a strong immune system, I wouldn’t get sick. Besides, I take vitamins like every day. No chance of me getting sick for a while.

Well, I don’t think that you should feel like you have to care of me; I wouldn’t want you to be burdened. And I really don’t want to get you sick, babe.

His songs aren’t really my type so it kinda sucks when they’re stuck in my head.

Whatever, we all know you’re just jealous that he has rock hard abs and millions of dollars. I feel ya, bro.

Thanks. I’m sure I’ll get out of my comfort zone soon and share my poems more, but at the moment, I think I should keep them hidden.

Being a little shy isn't a bad thing, but don't let it hold you back. Who knows? You seem like the type of person who has something meaningful to say.

Well, you won’t get better without any meds, Mia. Make sure to get plenty of bed rest — I think that’s supposed to help? I dunno, I could look into it for you if you want. I’ve probably got a medical encyclopedia or something lying around.

As much as I appreciate it, you don't need to pity me or take care of me. I wouldn't want you to get sick.

You know it’s been a bad day when you have a Lil Wayne song stuck in your head and you can sorta relate to it.

As if knowing Lil Wayne made money off that crap isn’t bad enough… What’s wrong?

So when Rosa Parks doesn’t want to get up she’s “heroic”, but when I don’t want to get up I’m “lazy.”

Rosa Parks was protesting segregation. What are you protesting, getting out of bed? That's great and all, but there's a bit of a difference...

Aw, but look on the bright side! It was most likely a love tap; he was just nervous to touch such a beautiful girl.

Have you taken any meds? Or, eaten soup or something? 

…no. I’m afraid to eat anything, honestly. I can’t even explain it. I just feel like absolute shit.

Thank you. I don’t really share my poems, but if I ever decide to, you can definitely read a few.

I’d be honored. Poems can be really personal, and although I’m sure they’re absolutely amazing, I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Maybe get some advil or something? I’m sure it can’t be that bad if it’s just a common cold.

I hope that’s what it is, but who knows! I feel so poopy, so watch out.