are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??

this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far

Me giving myself pep talks: You are not uniquely horrible

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

anyway. merry christmas to the christian folk i think ur mans is nifty

Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny

Eve said gd may have made the first joke but I'm gonna make the first funny one

Posts that make Christian heads explode

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

CIA (COCK INSPECTION AGENCY)

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it's in the constitution

Actually it goes to the vice-president-elect. If they're not able to take office either, then Nancy Pelosi becomes President Pro Tempore while we have another election with new candidates.

you need to read the constitution. it very clearly states that megan thee stallion will be inaugurated in the event both presidential candidates die.

The Nancy Pelosi thing is actually true. From what I can tell, she’d actually be a pretty good president. At this point tho, anything is better than trump

jesuschrist are you people fucking dense

Considering the fact that I don’t even know who megan thee stallion is,,,,,,,,yes

well read the constitution damn