D.A. 060214

Sweet Jeebus on a pogo stick.

Seth’s title reign was painful for me. I cringed at every promo. I waited for interference like it was timed clockwork event. I was begging for a new champ. I didn’t care who. I just wanted Seth off my screen and for him to get acting lessons.

I never vocalised it because like the semi-mature person I am I knew eventually it would happen. Just like I know John Cena will most likely be a 16 and 17 time champ before he’s done. The less Cena is on my screen the happier I am. I know Cena fans are going to be upset with that but I don’t care. Cena does not interest me in the slightest.

You’re not going to like every champ. Your faves will lose in horrible unfair ways. It fucking happens.

You have to start realizing that it’s not about the belts so much as its the journey to and from and hopefully back around.

I love Sheamus to bits but I did not want him to cash in and take the belt from Roman and it wasn’t because I love Roman more but it was because Roman had been through such utter bullshit that he deserved savour having climbed the mountain when he had as many dissenters as he did supporters. Then I hated Sheamus not even having the belt for a calendar month but what can you do about it? Nothing.

You hate how many times Roman has had the belt in a short amount of time. Go research how many times that belt has changed hands. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_World_Heavyweight_Champions) I did that. Mostly because when I came back I was like “How the bloody hell is Orton a 12 time champ and Cena a 15 time champ?” I thought Punk only had the belt twice. Between like 2009 and 2013 my head hurts looking at how many times it changed hands between like just 4 guys. 

Wrestling is about the matches. Was the match good? Was I entertained? Did the end make sense? Not that I necessarily liked the outcome but did it make sense? Am I outraged because of the story structure or because the one I wanted to win didn’t?

but conveniently ignore the fact that the women in the wwe wouldn’t have even been hired if they weren’t attractive, it’s true. even with all of the talent those woman have they wouldn’t be there if they were unattractive, let’s be honest it’s no coincidence that all the women are pretty.

And as female fans we’ve accepted that. they we were only going to see women who were marketable to the male audience in the wwe.

So why can’t male fans accept that male wrestlers have to be marketable too? That they should not be excused from working on their appearance just like the women do not get excused from working on theirs because they are talented.