I've seen the world, Done it all

Where’s my gift?

In your music room

Sorry love

I’ll let it pass because it’s your birthday and you should thank every fucking God above for that

I’m not growing it out

Gabriel, this is the only time I’m asking nicely.

I like my hair short. He has short hair too

Soon is gonna get longer AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU CUT IT AGAIN

Me and Nick connect. We’re mates

Neh, he talks sh- trash about your hair now that is kinda short. 

I think you misread that look, love

Please, I’m a mom, I know everything. 

I’m a man! And I like granny’s

You just said that and Nick just looked like someone had told him the best joke ever. He can already know his mom is right

How romantic of you. Even though you’re more gray than me

Oh my god. I can’t drive. You can’t drive. HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE, WE CAN’T DRIVE AMBER. WHERE IS NONNA?

We will get a tax- OW OW OW OW OW

Umm.. yes. Sorry. So don’t freak out okay? We’ll get your bag and go to the hospital cause you’re having the kid. The kid is coming. Right now. Cause your water broke. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god, the kid is coming

I'm actually hell chill

Sure you didn’t just drop a water or something?

Don't you think I'll know if I dropped water or not you stupid popart bad cooked pop corn?

I snuck them

Like I'm gonna believe that.

I ate five hamburgers

WHY THE FUCK DID NONNA LET YOU DO THAT