"Welcome to the inner workings of my mind"

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

next time i feel bad about my belly i’ll remind myself that marilyn monroe, one of the most beautiful women in history, had one too

damn that new dark crystal movie looks real as hell

Reblog to save that one Tupperware that's never been the same after your curry leftovers

She’s great

I hate this 😭😭😭😭

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site