Proceedings of the Cheesecake Factory

holy shit I forgot how good food is

veggie pizza………

Finally re-downloaded outlook / checked my email and the world did not in fact burn down while I was out 👍

might be drunk in the milwaukee airport, whoops

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

lgbt stands for Lets Go Birding Tomorrow

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

really hope the rest of my trip is not reflective of the nonsense ive experienced this morning

coffee acquired. am no longer the most evil person alive.