you shouldn't still follow my blog lol

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

dan and phil's grasp on science is so fascinating. we ate a little too much salt and went insane, sorryyy. like okay

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

Wait what the fuck

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID