* â â â misc sentence starters (pt 3)
ârevenge smells so sweet.â
âi know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful awful thingsâ
âitâs not that theyâre evil. they lack empathy & go into a dissassociative state & commit atrocitiesâ
âoh, how the turntablesâ
âwhat a beautiful fucking day. nothing beats this shitâ
âdoctor called me sick. i said truâ
âlocal dumbass knew what they were getting themselves into & did it anywaysâ
âplease have a curhs on me but also donât cause thatâs a lot of pressureâ
âspongebob dies in infinity warâ
âhome is where i feel empty on a sundayâ
âlife ainât all burritos & strippers my friendâ
âwell, that didnât workâ
âit really be like that sometimesâ
âdo you want salt with your answer?â
âyou had sex how many times? yeah, thatâs not technically a bromanceâ
âlove is a neurochemical con jobâ
âiâm in love with you but youâre a little shitâ
âiâm gay & also stronger than all of you, so donât try any shitâ
âitâs a shock every day to remember iâm cute & amazingâ
âi donât remember falling in love with you.â
âshitâs fucked up!â
âlife is just a series of sidequests & grinding until youâre strong enough to fight your dadâ
âmy priorities arenât straight & neither am iâ
âbirth is a curse & existence is a prisonâ
âi am often seized by the fatal need to have a pretty good timeâ
âhey there demons, itâs me, ya boyâ
âshoutout to my depression ya stupid bitchâ
âdonât talk to me.â
âi donât friggin give a heckâ
âwhat do you do when youâre crying again because women are so prettyâ