MrsMiaWallace

As the rare person who absolutely despises how late it gets dark in the summer the one redemption is thunderstorms. 8pm is a dark hour, goddamn it

Day one of being a professional poker player with a law degree I don’t intend to ever use

Fredo in the godfather is queer and neurodivergent pass it on

Sorry kids but if your dad splits tens you deserve to have your college fund gambled away

Sports gambling is ruining sports and ruining gambling

Why is a blackjack table literally the most supportive place on earth. Everyone hyping each other up. Women’s bathroom at a nightclub energy

Blackjack was engineered in a lab to be the most addictive game possible. I know how to manage my spending and usually profit a bit or break even but oh my god it’s so fun

A humanities degree will fry your brain for life. You can be in a Vegas casino and think “no clocks, no windows, just pure dopamine, yet inevitably trending towards disappointment. Is this a metaphor for the womb?”

Being in Vegas for st Patrick’s was such a great idea. If you’re wearing a themed outfit I KNOW you’ll be an easy poker opponent

Las Vegas is if Los Angeles was dropped on its head as a baby (affectionate)

This love is pure wattage, just step into the cottage

I do not understand the appeal of half and half. Just put milk in your coffee