Banduri

What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for?  🌈

The first fanfic I ever read was a printed copy of a Murder By Numbers gay erotica my friend brought to school No idea where it came from.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

Fuck this thing, I saw a video of one actually falling over on its side from the swinging. Hate these.

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

On the other hand, as an American, it kinda hits you that the first chapter is "Long wars deplete physical resources and the morale and discipline of your soldiers, don't do long wars".

A lot of people are about to het wrongfully accused...

Why did I think this was a han being for two whole ass frames

If you disagree with evidence without actually having contradicting evidence thats just called being wrong. Willfully wrong, no less. And I wont argue with you about it, you can just live with the consequences of being wrong.

me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?

Im the person in the bottom frame