AmandaAnnYo

In a span of a few years our parents go from telling us “sex is bad” to “I want grandkids”

Falling in love during a dream is maybe the most savage way the mind can play tricks on itself.

Tom Holland is the first actor that has acted in more than 3 movies as Spider-Man.

You know you’re an adult when you host a bbq and have more beer at the end than you did at the beginning.

me on my resume: im fun! no relevant skills

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started

The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would have helped you through.

Mass murderers are basically impatient serial killers.

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

The Flintstones have successfully cornered the children’s vitamin market despite their last episode being aired over 52 years ago.

For all of the strides towards equality women have made in the last century, it’s surprising they still haven’t achieved clothing with decent pockets.

For every part of human history, one of your relatives was there.