Mortal Kombat,+ Some Others(rarely)

Guess who’s back?? (Also yes i made this) I’m also planning on being active here again bc I never am active

I should be writing but I’m making stuff like thisss COME ON BRAINNN

This is my head cannon of erron. He really does love us guys,, I can see it all over him.

I saw someone do this and I can’t say exactly who it is (idk who bc it was a while ago 😔😔)

Tell me what you guys think tho! I’m curious LOL.

- you might wonder “why is Hanzo in the 2nd to last bottom row??🤨🤨” If anything bothers you, it will bother Hanzo. You’re mad?? He’s mad too. You’re on your period?? He’s not but he will act like he’s on his too. (He buys you chocolate though)

-sub zero is just either top row or asks if something is the pad… I can’t tell. He does his best.

-Kung Lao/Fujin would probably have forgotten why he was at the store the moment they set foot in it 💀💀

-Noob would probably leave you there to suffer. But if he was still Bi Han he would defo ask “what size is that 🐱”

-Raiden would take a picture of the whole isle and ask which one you’d like. Someone would have to help him send the message to you. (he would definitely bring Cassie along with him for help) Raiden would come home with pain meds, chocolate,,, junk food, a ton of shit actually. (Because Cassie said it would “help”)

-Sheeva is a little questionable.. but she goes on free flow mode and doesn’t care. She would probably be like “tf is a pad for” would probably tell you to free flow because it’s “good and strengthening” or some sht.

-Liu kang,, come on. He might have been with Kitana but he’s never felt the touch of a woman. You can’t tell me he has. No way. He doesn’t know wtf a pad is. Gets a headache when he sees so many with different sizes and so many different brands.

-jax is really kind and caring. He would buy a few brands in different sizes to see what you’d want😫 we love a good boyfriend!!

-Kabal would ask what size that thing is, it’s only jokingly though. When you get mad at him he knows it’s time to get what you asked for. He’s RUNNING.

-Erron would ask “now how big is it” he’s so smug too. Not smug anymore after you give him a nice smack upside the head. Honestly everyone in that whole area will say it like that. It all plays out the same way.

-Shao Khan should be one more above. He wouldn’t get the pads though, someone else will get it for him. He would bring you the styrofoam and say “is this what you wanted??” He would probably kill whoever brought that block of styrofoam in.

What is that melody?? He’s interested. He’s obviously heard of music but this was definitely an experience. ( I seriously don’t think he pays much attention to earth realm music or culture)

He actually enjoys watching you play a lot. His favorite song to hear is “Ave Verum Corpus” it was pretty easy to tell because he looks a bit more relaxed. He likes closing his eyes at times. (He’s a light sleeper)

You tried teaching him how to play piano once. When you invited him to take a seat near you, he was too tall to fit his legs in correctly. It was absolutely hilarious. He wasn’t laughing though. He was extremely disappointed. (Poor raiden :(( )

That doesn’t mean he didn’t do his best to learn from you though.

He may be good at non trivial tasks but… he’s pretty clumsy and bad at trivial ones believe it or not. So what I’m saying is,, he’s bad at playing piano. I really don’t see much improvement. (He’s only good at protecting earth realm)

His POSTURE on those short and tiny piano seats… he doesn’t speak about the discomfort,, BUT IK THAT BACK BE ACHING after a few lessons. Offer him a massage!!! He will be thankful! (You don’t have to through. He doesn’t expect you to)

He does his best to do learn though. He wants to play a song with you one day.

You don’t have to be a good singer/good at humming but he likes hearing you while you play.

The first time he got (a rather easy song) mostly right, you were clapping and dancing and so happy! He was so awkward turning around to face you. He actually didn’t know if he should just smile or something. He was happy that you were happy, if it counts.

Aside from Piano playing, Raiden loves dancing the waltz with you!! That shit is his JAM. He will ask you for a dance, bring you flowers,,, he is a romantic. (I don’t think he would intentionally fall in love though,, if that even makes sense.) (IF he does he is very romantic ^) he likes walks,, poetry reading,, silent moments with youuuuu… that kinda stuff.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE COOL RANCH VS NACHO CHEESE WAS.

Summer is coming up!! So it is officially Sub zero season!! 🎉🎉 (For my fellow chubby/plus sized friends! If ur not chubby/plus sized ur welcome too tho,, just be respectful)

You constantly saying “It’s so hot Kuai! Can you do something to help?” It never bothers him, he loves helping you. He just doesn’t say anything,, he just looks really serious. But don’t worry,, he just normally looks like that.

I don’t see him as much of a talker actually. He probably just goes “hm” a lot. He’s serious, but don’t confuse it with grumpy. He’s not a grumpy man. (Hanzo is)

No, he can’t make ice cream. He can shave ice though! (It’s really good with condensed milk) If you want some just say the word. He thinks it’s cute when the condensed milk is all over your mouth. You can see he doesn’t have that serious expression, he wants to laugh. It makes you laugh too.

He is extremely respectful. And extremely gentle.

When you guys are out you preferably stand near Kuai. He has this cold aura,, it feels soooo good.

He can definitely pick you up. (I won’t elaborate, I’m only 17) why am I making it weird?? it’s not weird he’s just strong.

He likes hugging you. I mean seriously! You’re so soft,, and you have these cute chubby arms and how you smile with those chubby cheeks, he loves it. LOVES IT. He’s whipped around you.

I keep mentioning he’s serious this and serious that,, deathly serious face blah. Doesn’t talk too much blah!! But he says how he feels. He is serious with his feelings. He expects you to be serious at these moments with him.

Oh?? Is that a new outfit?? He will compliment you. Says it’s beautiful on you.

The bad thing about him is that if you’re angry at him…he is just calm. It’s frustrating af.

Don’t expect having much time with him. He is always busy, what do you expect? He’s a grandmaster of a clan. It makes you sad but every moment is extra special.

If you’re at the beach with him or something bring lots of umbrellas, sunscreen, etc. Kuai doesn’t like hot weather.

Every body is a bikini body. Kuai would honestly see you as beautiful no matter how you are. He likes the chubs and the rolls.

If he puts his hands on you it’s impossible to not flinch. He’s just so cold it startles you 😭😭

His favorite thing about you are your hands. They’re all chubby and soft.

He doesn’t like public affection.

He likes holding your hands!! It makes him so happy!!

Likes that you sing horribly while bathing. If you sing good he likes it too. But being terrible is more… charming. He smiles when he hears you.

He likes a fun/playful partner. The “annoying” (not really annoying) partners are enjoyable to be around.

This isn’t NSFW,, it’s literally just underwear. If he sees you changing/ wearing it he wouldn’t look at all. It’s not gross to him at all,, he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable. (Zont cancel me y’all)

His favorite color is purple.

He doesn’t like sweet foods,, he’s more of a savory food man. (He’s just like me😍😍)

Btw guys I’m eating Doritos at 1 am,, it’s BUSS. Nachooo cheeseeee

He would prefer cool ranch. Remember that debate with cool ranch vs nacho cheese?? No you don’t, THAT WAS SUB ZERO (blue bag)VS SCORPION(red bag) Now I’m blabbering. Lol, have a good day/night everyone.