signs of rain

dust bunnies - beautiful shane character study, READ THIS

i’m reading your lips, you’re speaking my language - shane speaks russian!!

shane hollander’s guide to bottom prep - shane is getting an A++ in anal sex

ain’t no hollaback girl - canon verse but they also message on grindr

i’ll be jane - Shane’s bad at sexting, Ilya disagrees

ball and chain - ilya “i love my husband” rozanov

make me sweat, make me hotter - ilya’s canonical armpit kink

five minutes for clipping - nonsexual intimacy!!

Russia's Greatest Love Machine - 21k - ilyas a porn star

Young and Hopelessly Smitten - 8k - au where they meet younger

By Halves - 16k - shane's injury, yuna pov

You Can Lie (Not to Me) - 51k - soulmate fic, lies are written on you

Select All - 47k - au where they didn't hook up and shane accidentally sends ilya a revealing pic

they got no idea about me and you - 4k - au where marly hits ilya instead (but while he plays for the centaurs)

when the right one comes along - 8k - texting fic, ilya is shane's nanny

ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug - series - 14k - social media/texting fics of ilya being a dad to the centaurs

get him back! - 54k - canon ilya swaps with an ilya who never hooked up with shane

Centaurs & SAPs vs The Timeline - 19k - centaurs and their significant others trying to find out things about ilya and shane's relationship

Right Formula, Wrong Answer - 9k - hayden has a misunderstanding, shenanigans ensue

All along the waterfall - 12k - au where shane has a daughter and isnt a hockey player

Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy - 68k - shane can see ghosts, including ilya's mom

The Waiting Game - 16k - another shane injury fic with hayden finding out

Outside of Ottawa - 4k - centaurs bus gets stuck near the cottage and they need to seek shelter, shanes there

but daddy i love him - 17k - ilya tries to softlaunch their relationship, no one believes him

Shane Hollander's Unofficial Fan Club - 9k - the centaurs are shane's fan club and ilya is the captain (of the club)

circle back season - 9k - time travelers wife au

ways they didn't find out - series (unconnected) - 65k - alternate versions of people finding out about their relationship

Bell Ringer - 15k - ilya takes a hit and shane's mic'd up

loving this body - 22k - they body swap

from the cold - 6k - yuna and david take care of ilya

At one point they manage to kill a monster that "cannot be killed by a weapon forged by man" by running it over with a Honda Civic. There's someone on the scene to play Watson for us, asking the details of how did they manage that. Was it because a car doesn't count as a weapon? No, it does count as one if you intend to use it as one. Is it because a car has obviously not been forged by a blacksmith like a sword would be? Nah, that actually doesn't count.

Spirit (1885) by George Roux still feels hauntingly ahead of its time.

Some art doesn’t age… it lingers.”