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you wanna pull me into your lap to grope my tits and ass?  go ahead!

you wanna push me to my knees and have me suck you off? by all means!

you wanna grind your cunt on my face and make me suck your tits? sure!

you wanna bend me over the counter and fuck my ass? i won’t say no!

you wanna fuck my cunt and cum inside me? lemme just spread my legs!

i want to get platonically used by all my friends. that’s what friends are for!

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Okay, so this is just a late-night ramble. But have any other folks ever thought about just how deliciously interrelated kinks seem to be under the general umbrella of D/S*?

I guess I'm thinking of it primarily from my own perspective as someone who does a lot in ageplay and AB/DL. Looked at from this angle, it seems almost like a web of customer recommendations:

Like ageplay and CG/L dynamics? Okay, cool; if you like regressing to super young ages, you just might enjoy AB/DL and diapers, too.

Into diapers? Oh, that's fun! Maybe you like adult versions of other babyish stuff too… like breastfeeding?

Oh, not into the baby stuff, but still like diapers? Hey, have I got the ticket for you! If you adore how diapers feel and sound, and if you love plastic pants, you might like other materials: like latex, rubber, leather, or lace!

Trying to be a big kid and graduate from those pesky diapers? Oh, my – the potty dances of omorashi/desperation are just waiting for you!

Enjoy the feeling of your fluffy, furry stuffies? The world of babyfurs isn't that far away, now, is it?

Oh, so you're male-presenting but like to play as a girly baby or toddler? Congrats, you just unlocked sissy play - have fun!

You know what else real babies are? They're messy eaters! Bet you'd like a wet-and-messy gunge-fest, wouldn't you? Or at least a face full of cake?

But real babies can't think about sexy stuff, do they? Seen that way, it's not that much of a stretch to chastity and orgasm control – for your own good, of course!

Hmm, you like your caregiver taking physical control? Might we recommend the wild and wonderful world of BD/SM and restraints?

Speaking of taking control of your body, I bet a little brat like you must be a handful at the hospital. Welcome to medical play!

Aww, what if you like collars and being controlled? That's a huge part of pet play – and some pets aren't housebroken, either.

Oh, but what if this whole time you've been hypnotized into regressing? Hello, hypnokink!

Of course – and in all seriousness – I cast zero shade on anyone for being into some of these things but not others! It's not because you like one kind of play that you are contractually obliged to like another. I simply love meditating on how many delicious overlaps and similarities there are between all these different kinks and forms of play.

If there is a point to this ramble, then, I guess it would be not to box yourself in. As long as you're an adult, explore and just have safe, sane, and consensual fun at your own pace!

Snap sale ends 5/30

Accident? What accident? 😳