Me...

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

Dear september... Be kind.

Maybe as things get warmer...

I also bloom in autumn

when layla was like “you know, dear husband, you could’ve just told me you have a cute soft nerd alternate personality with a funny accent, like, that’s not a downside for me.”

just absolutely hilarious that layla was like “yeah i’m into you as a narcoleptic english dork too” and instead of being like “oh I have a lot to offer and she loves aspects of me that I struggle to face, wow this is great i’m so lucky” he got so jealous he punched himself in the face i love him

This is so fucking funny dude

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

Why are website settings temporary now. Why do I have to constantly go back and tell websites to quit showing me shit. Leave me be

"snooze this feature for 30 days" what if I hit you over the head what then

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually