Alvin-offical

for those left standing in the ruins of a former empire, destroyed by a machine

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

yeah, I do cocaine

the officalverse is so weird because wdym no one is actually not no one but instead a really famous person and satan is a fifteen-year-old girl who kicked it all off and there's a gaslighter going around lying to people and there's a silly frog who I haven't seen do all that much arson smh and there's evil bread for some reason and someone who keeps forgetting everything and a supervillain who may or may not be a better employer than most (at least from what I've seen) and there's a journalist who reports on it all a bunch of other really cool people and everyone just interacts with each other and is having a good time

i’m boreddd reblog this and I’ll make you a little guy, probably a Pokémon or a cat

due to the unfortunate circumstances of my entire dashboard being offical posts, i decided to unfollow @satan-offical to send Tumblr itself a message.

Day 4

Deaths

I'm trying to follow every offical!