alternative facts

THE FACT THAT THERE'S A HIGHWAY TO HELL AND ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, SAYS A LOT ABOUT ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS.

Some people are poetry. Some are just captions.

Was the first person to suck a dick either really brave or just really bored.

I can’t decide if I want to sweep or be swept in terms of romantic endeavors.

The word seat will still be a word with any one letter removed.

An older picture of you contains younger picture of you.

Your reflection is actually a window to the past because the speed of light is not instantaneous.

The fact that we can instantly recognize a song we haven't heard in years, but struggle to remember what we had for lunch yesterday, shows how deeply music is ingrained in our minds and emotions

Butts are either sexy or funny, there is no inbetween.

People who give up alcohol are oftentimes hailed and celebrated, especially if they've struggled with addiction. People who never drink are often made fun of or shamed for not partaking.

A person becomes ten times more attractive not by their looks, but by their acts of kindness, love, respect, honesty and loyalty they show.

Blood don’t mean nothing i got friends that go harder for me than my family do.

People don't necessarily want the world to be a better place, they want THEIR world to be better.