Corpeous

Dobeš is definitely going to be nesting. But I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't take any nesting partners. His team fucked him over this entire playoff run, and now he can't even have a comfortable nesting period. He's gonna be so sad because he needs SOMEONE, but not a single person on his team is what he needs

Well, we may have lost. But at least sidnate can go on dates now

I've mentioned before, how the usher twins should've kissed in the show. But after rewatching it, they should've fucked in the basement after sealing the jester in the wall. Moaning over the sound of his bells

Every time I look at my phone percentage, it's at 87. Now I'm no scientist, but I do believe that means Sidney Crosby is in love with me 😌

Would it be parasocial if someone moved to Colorado just for the chance of meeting Nathan MacKinnon? Or is that, like, a normal thing for a fan to do?

I just know Sid was STRESSING about Nathan during the game last night. He probably thought that fucked up nose had finally met its end 😭

The only good thing that came out of this game, was Nate being the one to score, which ofc led to the wild goalie not getting a shutout

They pulled my goalie I'm going to kill myself 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wish I had tomodachi life so I could make willgabeleno and have them all fall in love with each other