can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

Aveline was so brave+correct when she said "it's a real nice night for an evening" like she was so real for that. Haters never want to admit how sometimes it's just a real nice night, specifically for an evening

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

it could be brilliant commentary abt a specific kind of immigrant/refugee class dynamic if it were addressed but as it is all we can do is ponder for ourselves the insane dynamic of aveline working for the very institution that refused your family legal entry into the city and would have shoved you on a boat right back across the sea and into the maws of the blight. and she believes in that institution. honest to god sees their work as good and righteous. and the work you did to claw your way in as rotten.

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age