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A universal struggle no matter which unit of time you're using

To all the Americans out there, remember that not everyone celebrates it on the same day as us

These local town fair grandstand events get more ruthless every year I swear

"And also, why has everyone been telling me that Brazil is going to kick my butt tomorrow?"

So, audience, what do you think this event means?

Well, what kind of things does nobody expect a band to do onstage?

"Wait, but what about the southern hemisphere?" "Well, you know how people say revenge is best served cold?..."

If established authors can publish their fanfic sequels then so can I

Say hi to your friends today, I dare you

And so, in conclusion, this is absolutely worth three points, thank you for coming to my ted talk

Insert funeral pun here

Technically true, but they knew exactly what those lyrics were going to sound like

Kind of a bizarre assumption to make honestly

"Alsoknownashank Makes a Mistake"

To be continued or something

And so the eternal search continues