bodylicious boy dyke

You will never know my letter box

I’m probably lactose intolerant but that’s not for me to know I’m young and turnt

That’s it, im out of here *gets raptured*

AA - acapella anonymous

Who up getting their passport

They hit the cuntigon but don’t worry diva you were safe in the cunter (cunt bunker)

How am I supposed to believe the devil is wrong when deviled eggs are just so right

You should invite me to your holiday parties so I can hold conversations with your grandparents

Told my friend I have acute tonsillitis and they said “well at least it’s a cute one”

Yall the employees at this urgent care seem relaxed and happy fuckkkkk my copays gonna be insane

People act like straight men and lesbians can’t have a special bond like straight women and gay men have and I’m hear to tell you don’t listen to them it’s not true they’re trying to trick you, rob you of the unique joy of a straight man lesbian friendship, don’t listen to them don’t listen-

I don’t have a carabiner and it shocks everyone… yall none of my outfits have belt loops and I also don’t carry a water bottle like what would I even clip that to my bush ??

Sorry daddy’s been absent from discord kitten he’s been navigating the United States immigration system