“All my life, I seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“My grandpa says it’s all because of this 150 year old curse.”
“I don’t really believe in the family curse, but when things go wrong it kind of helps if you can blame it on something.”
“Can I just say right off the bat, this is a big mistake?”
“There is no curse on this family.”
“Relax, I don’t believe in the curse anyways.”
“I could send you to jail and I would not lose one bit of sleep over it, but I don’t know what good that would do.”
“What did I just tell you? Don’t be a wise guy.”
“Whenever you speak to me, you will call me by my name. Is that clear?”
“You thirsty? Well you better get used to it. You’re gonna be thirsty for the next 18 months.”
“I wouldn’t waste a bullet on you.”
“You want to run away? Them buzzards will pick you clean by the end of the third day.”
“You don’t bother them, they won’t bother you…usually.”
“I just want you to know that you may have done some bad things, but that does not make you a bad kid.”
“Start that touchy feely crap, I’m outta here.”
“Do not upset the warden.”
“They all have their little nicknames but I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by.”
“Welcome to your new home.”
“It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.”
“I ain’t mean. I’m his mentor.”
“I was an orphan, I grew up in that home.”
“Doesn’t matter how smart you are. You need luck.”
“She only kissed the men she killed.”
“If she’d have kissed him, she’d have killed him.”
“If the warden likes what you find, you get the rest of the day off.”
“You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day, and it turns him into a good boy.”
“He goes to a fortune teller for advice.”
“I would like your permission to marry your daughter.”
“If you forget to come back for me, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
“Everything turns to callous’ eventually.”
“What color was its blood?”
“You’re goin’ to Hell for sure.”
“Believe me, they’re glad to be rid of you.”
“I told you he was a Neanderthal the first time I saw him.”
“The ancient Egyptians knew the secrets of the onions.”
“Those peaches are the work of an angel.”
“Why should you get a day off when you just got here?”
“You boys get one life and so far, you’ve done a pretty good job of screwing it up.”
“You are here on account of one person.”
“You screwed your life up and it’s up to you to fix it.”
“This is a special day. I got a good feeling about today.”
“I’m just good with my hands.”
“No one ever says no to me.”
“Are you trying to be funny or do you just think I’m stupid?”
“I always get drunk before a hanging.”
“If you hang him, then you better hang me, too.”
“It ain’t against the law for you to kiss him, just for him to kiss you.”
“Do you still want that kiss?”
“I keep ‘em in line, punishment and reward.”
“This is my special nail polish. I make it myself. You want to know my secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom.”
“All I give you is respect and affection.”
“I’m not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don’t like answering stupid questions.”
“I would hire a whole team of private investigators just to find her or find out what happened to her.”
“Go on, teach him a lesson. Hit him back.”
“When I say to end something, I mean end it.”
“Out in the sun all day, the blood starts to boil.”
“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t even know he’s stupid.”
“D-I-G. What’s that spell?”
“He had nobody. He was nobody.”
“His bloods on your hands.”
“I just have this weird feeling everything’s cool.”
“You got five seconds to tell me where you buried your loot.”
“I ain’t gonna kill you.”
“You were such a good student.”
“You must have married him for his money.”
“You better tell him what he wants! He’s a dangerous man!”
“I ain’t gonna kill you but by the time I’m finished with you, you gonna wish you was dead.”
“I’ve been wishing I was dead for a long time.”
“Maybe we should just shoot them.”
“This wouldn’t have happened if he wasn’t a thief.”
“There is nothing that I can do for your friend.”
“You be careful out there in the real world, all right? Everyone’s not as friendly as us.”
“The world we know was built on skills.”
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