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my dream date is him crushing my windpipe

he got a buzzcut and i hate it, why is god plotting against me

i’d be a really, really cool girl with a hot boyfriend my age if only my father gave me love

the only positive thing about having mid grades is that at least i know he likes me because i’m pretty and cool and not because of my grades (i’m just dumb)

love him

there’s gonna be a new priest in my town this week, so pray he’s hot so i can pull a fleabag (a girl can dream)

my mother and i could be in some competition who’s more suicidal

liking a guy is the best appetite suppressant on the market

how to stop getting mad at everything he does

the sexual tension between me and a suicide

so there’s this 50 year old

i took a hair that he left on my test??

the lesson’s so boring i spend half of it in the bathroom

reading his wife’s terrible poetry she posts on facebook while being on call with my friend and eating tiramisu