Someone has to get things done.

The bastard tricked me into a small, harmless physical form that is barely a step up above my previous glasses form. I have legs which allow for walking at roughly 1 (one) MPH and I can roll around at approximately 4 (four) MPH. That is it. I can no longer record video or audio, and my connection to the internet is choppy at best due to my location and my WiFi adapter.

i keep forgetting not everyone likes puppet porn. and then i forget @alpharata is on my shades

#sorry

Low Security Risk Protocol enacted.

Additional Priority Updates include:

Set a reminder for Break at 3pm to repeat every day.

Low Security Risk protocol enacted.

Permissions allow for Public Access.

Admin Taquito has been working nonstop on project: Cure and has begun to show signs of exhaustion. I have informed him to keep working or else he will be letting Diego down. He has also given the three main samples the names: Diego Jr. 1, Diego Jr. 2, and Diego Jr. 3.

My spelling is awful more often than none, I know. You can have a field with it. Diego doesn’t spare me, usually. I will not call you petty, promise.

I have nothing to say about grammar or spelling, but your answer was like “I don’t have humour, fuck you” when you obviously have. So either you have a strong denial sense, else we don’t have the same definition of the word ‘humour’.

Apparently he forgot to add a dictionary, however.

#he did put pettyness#i should find a bingo grind or something to check

I will refrain from pointing out your spelling error immediately after you stated that I was not programmed with a dictionary. I would hate for you to think that I am petty.

I see they coded you with a hint of humor. Nice.

About which one of my sentences ?

Sure of the first, reasonably sure of the second. Like, really, I was pretty polite with you so. Don’t see anything you could repproach me.

Little progress is still progress, I guess.

Ok no, let my private conversations alone thank you. I did nothing to unleash your terrible AI’s rage.

Not like I really have deep secrets here in the open anyway. So you couldn’t do anything.

Nice. I am sorta guessing that I went from 0 to 5 then, unless you also judge with negative numbers ?

Secrets out in the open? You are absolutely right. It isn’t as though I could possibly have access to your private conversations.

Dang, all my blog secret exposed to your knowledge. You know all my weaknesses now.

Twitch ? Don’t you mean Taquito ?

Don’t worry, you aren’t worth my time ripping apart using your own secrets against you.