Submarine Missions In Piss

3D transitions can never steal Basara from me..! He’s with me forever...

You know what I miss the most about Rimururu? Her icicle stabs from 4. Granted we don’t have the dial combos that made them really fun and really stupid so there’s no point but still.

If anything I feel Banjo being added to Super Smash Bros Ultimate is the best thing ever because the sheer adorkable of a close friend’s reaction to that being a thing more than counterbalances everyone else complaining to me about Pokemon Sword and Shield pretty much being new gen engine beta and the Dark Queen from Battletoads finally deciding to wear clothes.

So glad the raven Poke’mon is nowhere near as stupid looking as the rest of the designs of the generation revealed so far.

Basara is the character where you feel you’re so smart and clever as you wittle away at their life with his confusing overheads and then you get hit and who’s the dumbass now.

You know oddly enough I actually always preferred Noob Saibot’s MK Deception design because they made him somewhat human looking but then he bleeds ichor instead of blood.

I think the thing about MK11′s political controversy that bothers me is that at the end of the day this is still Mortal Kombat developers trying their hand at this subject matter. Like, to this day they’re still gonna have their cake and eat it too.

When you actually feel sick after a small slice of ice cream cake you begin to question if maybe you worked too hard on your diet...

I love how people think a pirate in Samurai Shodown is weird nevermind the fucking ninjas from Texas and San Francisco before Texas and San Francisco were even things. That is to say nothing about a President of the United States of America being playable.