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Accidents happen all the time.

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Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee. ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut. ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊ both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes. ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

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*hesitates in doorway to medical, scared to enter*

The grump rose an eyebrow at the sound before rolling her eyes. "Jim I swear if it's you I'm going to give you more surprise Hypo shots."

I need to be here more.

Hey, don't be afraid shoots asks or something? I don't bite. I swear.

#OOC #mccoyhere #sickbaylogs

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Random Halloween Starters From TV Quotes:

“It’s like we’re too old to trick-or-treat and too young to die.”

“The mask.. it won’t come off! It’s like it’s stuck to my skin!!”

“No one told me about the slut rule, so I showed up like this.”

“Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff?”

“Every year, [NAME] waits for the slutty pumpkin.”

“I’m really against sexy Halloween costumes.”

“There’s no chocolate in hell. That’s why it’s hell.”

“This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."

"I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here.”

“I usually do it up big on Halloween, but I’m having a bit of cash flow issues.”

“We’re throwing a Halloween party at our house!”

“Zombie-ghost orgy, huh?”

“Why is it that when a woman is confident and powerful, they call her a witch?”

“I’m a Star Wars.”

“Sorry I disrupted the class and killed everybody.”

“Someone will die… of fun… and murder.”

“Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch?”

“Hey, all right! [NAME] came as a doody!”

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Send me *knock knock* for my muse’s reaction to yours showing up at their door after being missing for two weeks.

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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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“What’s troubling you?”

The doctor simply felt herself coughing up blood, her eye swollen enough to remain shut it went down. She didn’t think about a bar fight, it was something that her usual ‘I’m a lady, men don’t hit women’ care could fix. Not this time, the person seemed to not care. Wiping the blood away from her mouth, her eyes would shut tightly trying to get rid of the overbearing headache.

“Well, he could pack a punch. If he woulda’ slugged me again, I might not have been able to withstand it.” Her words came out slurred and drunk, her eyes tracing out her favorite features about herself with seemed to be either bruised or swollen. It wasn’t something that she could just blow off at that point. It was something she would have to call in.

“McCoy to Kirk.”

“Kirk here, Bones- are you drunk?”

“I’ll be fine Jim, Chapel will be taking my spot for a few hours. Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be in my quarters if you need me. Send Spock to check on me every once in a while. I don’t want to be dead or anything.”

“Acknowledged. Kirk out.”

With that, the doctor seemed to roam to the bed, laying down into the soft mountain of pillows. Her eye roamed around the room, it was so easy for her to pretend that she was going to be fine. Physically, she hadn’t been lying about her conditions. She could fix herself up in no time but at heart, the pain was too much to bear sometimes. Holding a pillow tightly to her chest, she simply broke down into tears and let out the pent up frustration that became too heavy to carry.

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“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” - Lacey 'Bones' McCoy

Spock didn’t even look up from the computer screen when the doctor entered the room. What he was working on was much more important than McCoy. “As you know, doctor, we vulcans can go without sleep for long periods of time when needed.” And right now, it was needed.

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“Oh don’t play that card, Spock.” The woman crossed her arms, a stern eyebrow raising at the sight of the clearly exhausted Vulcan. “Now, I don’t want to force you to report to Sickbay to rest but I will if I have to. Last thing I need is for you to get sick or something because you decided sleep wasn’t important.” Maybe it was true she wanted to just pester him, and it was sure as hell true that he was doing more important things with his time. Regardless, she still had to check in on him. Past the bickering she was worried.

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“I do not play any card games, doctor. I am searching for a solution to our current problem.” As usual, McCoy reacted in an emotional way and the vulcan did his best to ignore it. “Sleep is not important, the ship is.” Didn’t she understand that the lives of the crew were in his hands? How could he sleep knowing that he could have used that time to continue work on the problem? “Doctor,” Spock said, now looking up from the screen. “You do not neglect your duties, do not ask me to neglect mine.”

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The lack of understanding when it came to figurative language caused an eye roll from the Doctor. She walked towards the other with at least a disapproving look. Emotions were always going to be her plan of attack. “I’m not going to ask again, Spock. You are going to work yourself to death, and I don’t want to resurrect you if that happens.” McCoy sounded more concerned at that point, not wanting to argue with the Vulcan more than she had to. He always put the ship over his own life, which only annoyed and angered the doctor. It pained her to see him this way.

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“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” - Lacey 'Bones' McCoy

Spock didn’t even look up from the computer screen when the doctor entered the room. What he was working on was much more important than McCoy. “As you know, doctor, we vulcans can go without sleep for long periods of time when needed.” And right now, it was needed.

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“Oh don’t play that card, Spock.” The woman crossed her arms, a stern eyebrow raising at the sight of the clearly exhausted Vulcan. “Now, I don’t want to force you to report to Sickbay to rest but I will if I have to. Last thing I need is for you to get sick or something because you decided sleep wasn’t important.” Maybe it was true she wanted to just pester him, and it was sure as hell true that he was doing more important things with his time. Regardless, she still had to check in on him. Past the bickering she was worried.

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